#1
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html?eref=rss_topstories



I mean c'mon, is there a beer fest where someone DOESN'T get eaten by two bears after trying to drunken-********* them?

This is classic.

Edit: Since when is "butt secks" minus the space, censored on here? =/
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Last edited by Fyre Deity at Aug 20, 2007,
#2



i cried when i read the thread title

:

# Story Highlights
# A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in bear cage
# Naked body was found in enclosure at Belgrade Zoo
# Zookeepers believe man was drunk or drugged
#3
i laughed at the title but when i found out you were for real... you fail.
#6
i hate you, cuz that wasn't worth pausing Walk for, especially on Dime's b-day
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#7
this reminds me of that time i got lost at the mall and i ended up in a circus and i saw the circus bear
#8
Looks like Winnie the Pooh likes to eat more than Honey..


..HE WANTS YOUR SUCCULENT MAN FLESH.
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#10
Woukd have been better if it was

"Beers eat man at Beer Festival"

Some irony.
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#11
I love it when people do this kind of stuff.

1. it makes the world have one less idiot in it
2. it makes me laugh
3. it feeds hungry bears
#15
I like the fact that cell phones, beer cans, and other stuff like that was found in the cage, as if onlookers tried 'help' the man.
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#16
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i hate you, cuz that wasn't worth pausing Walk for, especially on Dime's b-day

Why did you turn of the music for reading a news story?

And how can you type; you should be bussy moshin!

On another note:
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

means "The guy was a moron, but out of fear of a lawsuit we'll let this dude say it".
#18
Who in there right mind would drunkenly get into a cage with two adult bears?! Even drunkards have a moderate sense of self preservation. I guess drunken bear wrestling's all they've got to do for fun in Serbia. That or whipping husky dogs.
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#19
Best thread title ever. Kinda sad though, that. A tad embarrassing to have to tell the fam.
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#20
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Woukd have been better if it was

"Beers eat man at Beer Festival"

Some irony.

You know, that makes me question what the story would have been like if the title was:

"Bears eat Beer at Man Festival"

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#21
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i hate you, cuz that wasn't worth pausing Walk for, especially on Dime's b-day

Are you serious?

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,"

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#22
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i hate you, cuz that wasn't worth pausing Walk for, especially on Dime's b-day


It's always worth to pause it...
#23
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I noticed the naked part and the part where it says his clothes were intact, but where did you read about anal penetration


You seriously can't connect the dots?

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"Hey Mike, did your mom have a C section when she gave birth to you? Because I wanna make sure she's tight before I bang her."
#26
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You know, that makes me question what the story would have been like if the title was:

"Bears eat Beer at Man Festival"



Nah, 'Beers eat Bears at Man Festival' would be better.
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