#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6955496.stm

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Last edited by Harmonius at Aug 20, 2007,
#3
The manager at Ladbrokes in Narborough Road handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed it at her on 27 December 2006, the court heard.

That's the bit I'm worried about.
Didn't she realise the 'gun' was purple and buzzed?

Edit: haha ^^
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#4
Damnit...there goes my plans for tonight

EDIT: Damnit...that joke was already used
#5
dumb brits
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#7
I don't understand why people get fooled by that. I mean, why would someone hide a gun in a bag or in their jacket when they're pointing it ?

If I'm ever working the cash register somewhere and someone comes in and tells me they've got a gun I'm gonna say "show me the gun or I'm gonna assume it's your girlfriend's vibrator".
#8
Quote by garett


If I'm ever working the cash register somewhere and someone comes in and tells me they've got a gun I'm gonna say "show me the gun or I'm gonna assume it's your girlfriend's vibrator".


At which point Dirge is seen legging it out of the shop.
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#10
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I don't understand why people get fooled by that. I mean, why would someone hide a gun in a bag or in their jacket when they're pointing it ?


because that way only the person at the register knows that it's a heist, everyone else in the store wont see a shiny metal object, freak out, run away, and call the cops.

but a purple vibrator. i'd hand over the cash too, those things will **** you up if you catch my drift
#11
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#14
wtf... that guy was owned
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#15
Is it a slow news day in the U.K. ?
First camels and now dildo packing bank robbers.
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#17
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#19
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Is it a slow news day in the U.K. ?
First camels and now dildo packing bank robbers.



Slow news day?! This is front page stuff right here.
#20
Wow, the Pit's pretty amusing today.
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#23
At one point does your sex life get so boring that you can look at your girlfriend's vibrator and say "Hey, I could rob a bank with this!"?