#1
hey UG so heres the story, my dad found about 250$ in a parking lot the other day, and for some reason he feels really guilty spending it. so hes giving 40 dollars to everyone in my family to spend, but the catch is that we have to spend it in a "charitable" way, or not to benefit ourselves in any way. so i turn you UG what so i do with this money??
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#3
do you have premium bonds in the us? basically, you buy the bonds, can take them whenever you want, and they donate money to charity and have a prize draw every month so you can win more. I've won £400 on mine so far!
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#5
Give it to me. I got a ticket the other day that will take up a good 2 pay checks...
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#6
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do you have premium bonds in the us? basically, you buy the bonds, can take them whenever you want, and they donate money to charity and have a prize draw every month so you can win more. I've won £400 on mine so far!

yea but it cant be to benefit myself with the money really, i have to like donate it, or as the guy above you said BBQ. something like that to people less fortunate
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#7
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put it towards buying gear

say it benefits the guitar store

ha tried it already, that was my first thought
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#9
tell your dad to not be such a vigilante and turn him in to the county jail. that'll teach him. and then you can spend it however you like to.

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#10
250/40=6.25

you have 6.25 people in your family!!!



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#11
just say u donated it to oxfam or something, but hide it in ure room.
#13
Buy you buddy a whore and video tape it. He gets charity head you get free pron. Win
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tell your dad to not be such a vigilante and turn him in to the county jail. that'll teach him. and then you can spend it however you like to.



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#16
I like the BBQ idea. Or if it is plausible the charity gig idea. Or you could say that if you're allowed to keep it you'll do like a day or two of community service or something to benefit other people.
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#17
donate to the local Red Cross, United Way, something like that.
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#18
your dad probably beat up and robbed someguy in the same "parking lot" that he allegedly "found" the money. He was going to use the money, but realized they might be able to trace the numbers on the cash. So he tried to ditch it by giving it to his family. He than felt guilty and didnt want to have to bail your ass out of jail, so he told you to spend it on charity because he knew you would have to come to the internet where sarcastic assholes wouldnt help you at all and you would eventually decide not to spend it.

EDIT: dude, your dads a ****in mastermind
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#20
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your dad probably beat up and robbed someguy in the same "parking lot" that he allegedly "found" the money. He was going to use the money, but realized they might be able to trace the numbers on the cash. So he tried to ditch it by giving it to his family. He than felt guilty and didnt want to have to bail your ass out of jail, so he told you to spend it on charity because he knew you would have to come to the internet where sarcastic assholes wouldnt help you at all and you would eventually decide not to spend it.

EDIT: dude, your dads a ****in mastermind




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#21
im likeing the ***** idea but buyin it for your friend is pretty lame...heres what you do, give the ***** all 40 bucks and make her give u about a 5-10$ "treatment" thats like 30-35$ of charity right there