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I was going to say "get a ***** rub icy hot on her and get her to do barrel rolls in the garden" but... I'll be mature. What's your dad's interests?
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#4
Well, what are his interests? What does he like?


Oh, and didn't you post the thread about you doing your friend's mom? That was quite an epic thread, how did it all resolve?
#5
something ironic.. flowers with a card ' to the best mum''


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#6
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Well, what are his interests? What does he like?


Oh, and didn't you post the thread about you doing your friend's mom? That was quite an epic thread, how did it all resolve?



yes that was me, and my dads interests arent really anything
#7
Quote by masterk1818
yes that was me


what's the ending of that story.. or was is just a fairytale ?


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#11
Quote by no_username
a box full of air?


make it halffull and tell him the dog ate it


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#12
Quote by noxiosimitator
what's the ending of that story.. or was is just a fairytale ?


we got married
#13
Idk... If I were him, I'd jump to the moon if you bought me a Orange tiny terror...


But that's just me...


On the topic though... books?



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#14
Quote by masterk1818
yes that was me, and my dads interests arent really anything

Then buy him a box of vacuum.
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#15
A playboy or something
Gave that to my father for his birthday once, he couldn't stop laughing
#17


Nah...tie will be better.
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#19
A Transvestite?
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A Transvestite?



that was probably the most unfunny thing i have ever heard.....seriously dude you should contemplate suicide after that comment....wow.......that was just the stupidist thing i have ever heard....i mean i dont mind people making jokes but that...that was horrible
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did you really get married to your friends mom? if so, are you still friends with him?

umm back on topic, you could get him something like a cd or something unless you want to spend a lot.
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Quote by masterk1818
that was probably the most unfunny thing i have ever heard.....seriously dude you should contemplate suicide after that comment....wow.......that was just the stupidist thing i have ever heard....i mean i dont mind people making jokes but that...that was horrible



Wow, sorry I caught you on a day wear your panties are caught in a bunch.


Ps. it's ''stupidest''.
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#25
Quote by zackk
did you really get married to your friends mom? if so, are you still friends with him?

umm back on topic, you could get him something like a cd or something unless you want to spend a lot.



yes we got married in may, and we are still friends he forgave me after a month or 2, but he doesnt have a good relationship with his mom anymore
#26
Get him a DVD that you like, that way, your kinda buying him a present for you
I got my dad Shaun of the Dead when it came out, he hasn't watched it yet
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#27
Quote by masterk1818
yes we got married in may, and we are still friends he forgave me after a month or 2, but he doesnt have a good relationship with his mom anymore


You mother****er!
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

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