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#1
What was the most intimidating thing you've ever done to scare someone off?

I tornado kicked my friends hand in front of some random idiots that wanted to start something. Needless to say they ran like pussies.
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Thanks for letting us know. I act civilized most of the time.


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... I got in a fight, won, and the kid was on the ground with all his friends around him jsut staring at me since everyone thought i would lose. I then proceeded to break his arm, it was easy since I was wearing boots... no one really messes with me anymore.
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#8
uhmm, usually i just fight whoever wants to... first off fights are probably the biggest adrenaline rush in the world. second i love fighting. just knowing that you can take someon out without anything but your own hands..... pretty sweeeet
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#9
i just stand there and look ugly

no one fights an ugly guy, nothing to lose
#10
Some retarded kid in 6th grade tried to fight me. He bitch slapped my arms a few times then I hammered down my fist on his nose. He fell on to the floor and started crying like a bitch.
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#11
One time, I was all like "GTFO N00BS" and they were like "0MG RUN AWAYSSSSS !!!!"
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#12
peed in a plastic bag and threatened to throw it on them.

needless to say that nobody messes with a guy holding a bag full of pee
#15
Y'know how Aarseth ate Dead's brain in a brain stew, and made a necklace out of his skull.. .yeah... That was actually ME.
#16
another time i pulled my guitar out and did a killer solo that blew their heads off, true story
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Y'know how Aarseth ate Dead's brain in a brain stew, and made a necklace out of his skull.. .yeah... That was actually ME.


That was Euronymous. Though my favorite part of that story is "Excuse all the blood."
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... I got in a fight, won, and the kid was on the ground with all his friends around him jsut staring at me since everyone thought i would lose. I then proceeded to break his arm, it was easy since I was wearing boots... no one really messes with me anymore.



So what was the point of breaking his arm? After you had already proved your point and clearly won.

You're a fucking faggot.


I for one, would never run from a kid that did a tornado kick to scare me, so you must have been pressing on some really pussy kids.


I also don't think I'd try to scare someone off. If I didn't think I could kick their ass, I would be humble, and if I could kick their ass, and they angered me, I would punch them in the head.


I like the fact that everyone that is boasting about their fights, are still calling these other kids pussies, which proves they're still boosting their own confidence.
#23
I killed a man once
and then i ate him
i didnt even use steak sauce
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So what was the point of breaking his arm? After you had already proved your point and clearly won.

You're a fucking faggot.


I for one, would never run from a kid that did a tornado kick to scare me, so you must have been pressing on some really pussy kids.


I also don't think I'd try to scare someone off. If I didn't think I could kick their ass, I would be humble, and if I could kick their ass, and they angered me, I would punch them in the head.


I like the fact that everyone that is boasting about their fights, are still calling these other kids pussies, which proves they're still boosting their own confidence.


Well you're just a natural born detective aren't you?
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I killed a man once
and then i ate him
i didnt even use steak sauce
thats badass


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That was Euronymous. Though my favorite part of that story is "Excuse all the blood."



pssst. Euronymous is Øystein Aarseth .. and yeah i concur! Also, that is really badass to have eaten someones brain .. but truly disturbing.
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pssst. Euronymous is Øystein Aarseth .. and yeah i concur! Also, that is really badass to have eaten someones brain .. but truly disturbing.


I remember hearing once that if you eat the brain of a member of your own species, you get some sort of disease and die. And it's hard to be badass when you're dead.


Unless...being dead makes you more badass...
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#30
I ground up a kid's parents into chili then had him unknowingly eat them.


I was waiting for someone to say that.
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I remember hearing once that if you eat the brain of a member of your own species, you get some sort of disease and die. And it's hard to be badass when you're dead.


Unless...being dead makes you more badass...



ZOMBIES!!!! but fast zombies from dawn of dead remake or 28 days/weeks... slow zombies are pussie zombies.
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die once.
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There was a guy in my english/lit class (9th grade) that I was always nice too, when he didn't have things for the class I'd lend them to him. Turns out when I started going out with a girl in that class that he was into her too. He was hassling me later on and wouldn't leave me alone even when I tried ignoring him, so then I turned around and punched him in the stomach and he got a sort of suprised look on his face, when he was bending over grabbing his stomach I punched him on the side of his jaw and walked away.

That's the only fight I've ever been in outside of 5th grade, I'm nowhere near badass
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I like the fact that everyone that is boasting about their fights, are still calling these other kids pussies, which proves they're still boosting their own confidence.


I'm just doing it for the lulz? (and for the sake of creating an original thread arrg )
#35
Me and my freind were walking along the street minding our own business and some kids walked by and yelled "yeah, hail satan, fags!" and laughed (I was wearing a Slayer shirt and he was wearing a Behemoth shirt btw). So as they walked away we turned and followed them at a quick pace trying very hard to look evil and menacing lol. They kept turning around and getting scared when we followed for like 20 feet and then broke into a run and left.
We ran too though, and eventually they entered a fancy hotel where they ran directly to their parents and were practically sobbing. By the time we entered (by this time we really were just following them for the hell of it) the parents were ready to have us killed so we just said "what? We're staying here too you know!" and gave the guys a final evil glare before leaving.
It was pretty lame all in all, but it was fun seeing as we had nothing else to do that day.
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ZOMBIES!!!! but fast zombies from dawn of dead remake or 28 days/weeks... slow zombies are pussie zombies.


Pssh. Dawn of the Dead zombies are wimps compared to the ultra-slow Shaun of the Dead zombies.
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pssst. Euronymous is Øystein Aarseth .. and yeah i concur! Also, that is really badass to have eaten someones brain .. but truly disturbing.


Jesus mother of christ you're right. Its just rare you actually hear him called Aarseth.

I am ashamed

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I remember hearing once that if you eat the brain of a member of your own species, you get some sort of disease and die. And it's hard to be badass when you're dead.


You're thinking of kuru, which has only been encountered in one tribe that liked to eat the brains of already rotting corpses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29)
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#38
I once stole Frenchy's ban hammer, and threatened to use it on anyone who opposed me.

Soon after, I was forced to return it.
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I beat Megaman X in 53 minutes one time.
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Pssh. Dawn of the Dead zombies are wimps compared to the ultra-slow Shaun of the Dead zombies.



Which are super-wimps compared to....


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