#1
Didn't find a thread about Aphorism so decided to make one. I'll start with:

Peace through superior firepower.

(Tell me if there is already a thread like this and I'll delete this.)


Edit. Yep, got a mistake...
Last edited by Hahol at Aug 23, 2007,
#3
"Sh*t happens?" Is that what an aphorism is? Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?
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#5
Ah, I get it. Thanks. None really spring to mind though (Other than the ones on Wikipedia).

Actually- "All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie." Bit of Bob, there.
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most of them want to see me naked.. and they are over 18..
#6
Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

Don't take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
#7
"Size matters not."
"do, or do not. There is no 'try'".
#8
Not exactly sure this is what is meant, but here goes :
"It's clearly a budget, it's got lots of numbers in it."
#9
"There's only 2 things certain in life, death and taxes."
"Is that the fucking bible?"

"That's Holy Fucking Bible to you"