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#2
It's called natural selection friend. Enjoy it.
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#4
I did the same thing a while ago, hurts like crap, good luck.
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#6
Yeah? God just took a dump in your eye.
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#7
Yeah i took a piss after touching it... didnt feel good...
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#8
Quote by Zox
It's called natural selection friend. Enjoy it.


Not if I can reproduce fast enough... Time to start a new thread...
#10
Quote by Zox
It's called natural selection friend. Enjoy it.




pwned



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#11
Quote by Minkaro
If anyone's thinking about starting a new fad of saying "rub tiger balm on it" then back away from your keyboard.


HOLY CRAP! Good Idea!
#14
Purely the opposite. Dont go near Tiger Balm with anything you want functional for the rest of your life.

EDIT: My response was to the post that is no longer there.
Last edited by Ljk825 at Aug 23, 2007,
#16
Quote by Ljk825
Purely the opposite. Dont go near Tiger Balm with anything you want functional for the rest of your life.



But it smells SO DAMN GOOD!
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#17
NEARLY blinded myself. Nearly is the keyword. I also thought this would get replies in a thread. And ya'll fell for it!
#18
You just gotta love tiger balm... someone rubbed it all over my friends balls (testicles) when he was knocked out on a party.
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#19
Quote by Sn^ke
NEARLY blinded myself. Nearly is the keyword. I also thought this would get replies in a thread. And ya'll fell for it!



Oi! Your in Australia now, None of that 'ya'll' stuff! its more, 'you cobbers'


I just payed myself out
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#20
Quote by Sn^ke
NEARLY blinded myself. Nearly is the keyword. I also thought this would get replies in a thread. And ya'll fell for it!



omg i thread got replies? crrrraaaazzyyyyy! what is wrong with the pit now days
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#21
Quote by Zox
You just gotta love tiger balm... someone rubbed it all over my friends balls (testicles) when he was knocked out on a party.


I love how you had to clarify
#24
Quote by Sn^ke
I love how you had to clarify



DUDE im also Canadian and living in Australia !!! what part of Australia are you in?


And to stay on topic the thread starter got pwned, I don't know what "tiger balm" is but it sounds like tiger bomb and what could be more badass than A bomb that when exploding shoots tigers everywhere?!?!?
#26
Quote by izzy100
the how r u tuping numnuts


Not everyone needs to stare at the keyboard to type, "numnuts."
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#27
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WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#29
Quote by tyronelab
What exactly is Tiger Balm.

I have to say that was a very smart thing to do. Looks like although the Big Bang may be contestable, Darwin got it spot on with his theories.


It's a heat rub, like Icy Hot or Bengay.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#30
Oh also don't touch your mouse after touching tiger balm until you wash your hands...
#31
whatever you do, dont get it on your penis.
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#32
Quote by nick dixon
whatever you do, dont get it on your penis.

Interesting story(slightly related): I was listening to the radio at work, and this sexual education program was on. If you sent a question for them about sex on SMS, they guaranteed an answer, not necessarily live, but I decided to send them a message.

"Is it dangerous to rub tiger balm on your penis", I asked. This question was obviously interesting enough that they wanted to answer it live, and the guy answered it quite inetrestingly:

"The Indians used to rub mustard on their penis for pleasure(!), but I will strongly suggest to all our listeners to be careful with rubbing strong stuff in their penis."

I guess the same goes for the eyes, be more careful next time.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#36
Quote by tyronelab
What exactly is Tiger Balm.

I have to say that was a very smart thing to do. Looks like although the Big Bang may be contestable, Darwin got it spot on with his theories.



Have fun rotting in hell, you heathen. Everybody knows God created all that is and ever will be.


... I just can't keep a straight face.


EDIT: V Take off that hat, you're late to the party, dawg.
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Last edited by HaKattack at Aug 23, 2007,
#38
Quote by groll01
omg i thread got replies? crrrraaaazzyyyyy! what is wrong with the pit now days


The pit was never better than this
#39
so let me get something straight, you put tiger balm in you eyes, it hurts your eyes and nearly blinds you, and you come to UG asking for help? That and if you can barely see and it hurts, how do you see how people have responded?
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