#1



LOLLLL
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#3
Kinda old...
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#4
If you want to know how evil a girl can be the come here and i'll show you... and no that isn't a sexual invitation assholes.
#6
I can't understand maths....so....yeah
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#7
I still like 'em.
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#9
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If you want to know how evil a girl can be the come here and i'll show you... and no that isn't a sexual invitation assholes.


That's asshole...singular...I don't think anyone else in this thread wants to see your evilness other than the TS...
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#11
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Wouldn't it be the square of girls are evil? Square girls are evil?!

No the square of girls = money x money. The root of evil = money.

edit- HOLY GOD WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
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#12
k...

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#13
Jesus Tittyhumping Christ this is old.
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#15
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That's asshole...singular...I don't think anyone else in this thread wants to see your evilness other than the TS...



Oh, you'd be surprised ;D ..... ahhaaha .. actually I said it to everyone because, that way if someone quoted me and winked, I'd have the upper hand?
#16
Good thing this isnt 10 years old already

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#17
Fine. More women for me.
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#18
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That's asshole...singular...I don't think anyone else in this thread wants to see your evilness other than the TS...
It does much matter. When you piss off a girl, she'll hate ALL of us for a while. (thanks a lot TS) Forget about blame or logic. Time and distance are your only defenses.

This is a rewrite. I've seen this much farther back than 10 years. And I don't recall a woman ever seeing it without the word asshole being used.
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#21
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Oh, you'd be surprised ;D ..... ahhaaha .. actually I said it to everyone because, that way if someone quoted me and winked, I'd have the upper hand?


Now, what do you mean by the upper hand?
That wink was a joke! Please don't kill me! Especially since you winked first, and I feel as if you would be creating a horrible double-standard if you were to kill me without killing yourself! That would be sheer hypocrisy!
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#22
Well atleast the threadstarted tried OK!?
/me defends him with banhammer that has been passed down from kirby.
#23
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Wouldn't it be the square of girls are evil? Square girls are evil?!


no the square root of any number squared is the original number.
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#25
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Old.

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EDIT: Wouldn't it make more sense to have Girls=Time + Money?


Yes, and that pretty much nulls the entire thing.

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#27
Meh. Old, and I always disagree with it.

IMO, women rule the world, whether we like it or not.

But that's a different story.
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#28
We all knew this, but we dont care/

You love them when they're there, then you complain about how evil they are to your friends.
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#29
how about this
money + time +shredding skills = babes
babes + stupidity + you + a safe location = hot monkey love
hot monkey love - condoms = preggers babe
preggers babe + 9 months = child support
child support - money = second job
second job + ur too lazy to get one = no money
no money + ur crazii lifestyle - time = selling ur guitars
selling ur guitars + being broke + women = life sucks now
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#30
incredibly old..

hate to burst your bubble but the proof is wrong in the first step. in mathematical terms, "and" is equivalent to the process of addition..so basically the proof would be

girls=time + money ...
and you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything more profound than that..frankly i would be more entertained with a math proof. anyone wanna prove the quadratic equation? that one's always fun
#31
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Old.

C'mon. Wake up, Karim


EDIT: Wouldn't it make more sense to have Girls=Time + Money?
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#32
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If you want to know how evil a girl can be the come here and i'll show you... and no that isn't a sexual invitation assholes.


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#33
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#35
Doesn't proove anything. It's a fact that men do more worse things than women a lot of the time.
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#36
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