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#1
i got kicked out of a movie theater last week..
i was watching the bourne ultimatum with some freinds and
when the guy gets sniped in the mall i was like "BOOM HEADSHOT" just
as an usher was walking by.

its not like i stood up and yelled it out to the entire audience but it was still kinda loud.

he took me out into the lobby and gave me a lecture about blah blah and you need
to respect the silence in a movie and whatnot.

ever been kicked out of somewhere?
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#4
I get kicked out of parking lots for skating there about two times a day.
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#5
I got kicked out of East Germany.
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#6
i got kicked out of the apple store in mall for just testing out a mac. its not like i was blasting music or logged on to a porn site for everyone to see. he just said to me and my friends "you guys gotta leave...NOW"
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I posted this in the last one, but yeah, some old dude in a McDonalds in Alabama called me an aardvark.


#8
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I get kicked out of parking lots for skating there about two times a day.


yeah me too
there's a dairy next to my house but they actually started putting
patrol cars on the grounds instead of just having some guy come yell at us
#9
I got kicked out of the mall once, american eagle was blaring some loud top 40 something, and I look at one of my friends, and say "can they turn that shite down???" and some mall cop threw me out. I still don't get why
#10
I got kicked out of a dep for lighting a smoke bomb I made (kno3+suger).
I got kicked out of some random apartment complex for enticing the guards to chase after me.
I got kicked out a guitar shop for playing stairway to heaven + solo.
I got kicked out of metro for stealing soda from their vending machines.
I got kicked out of a movie theater for standing up in the middle of Vacancy and shouting "WTF this isn't shrek 3".

There's more but meh.
#11
i got kicked out of a swimming pool because i was high

EDIT:

I got kicked out of a movie theater for standing up in the middle of Vacancy and shouting "WTF this isn't shrek 3".


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#12
i got kicked out of a camping supply store for wearing a tent as a hat
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#13
I got kicked out of the mall for filming a movie there one time.
I got kicked out of Ryder collage in north jersey for smoking pot in a public gazebo.
I almost got kicked out ozzfest one year too, but I talked the security out of it.

Also I got kicked off a camp ground for drinking underage.
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#14
Well it was snowing bad one day when I was in school, so me and my friends wanted to stay in for Lunch (usually they just force everybody outside for one hour), but the only way was if you were in some kind of club and there was a meeting or event. So we went to the "Scrabble Club", and we were spelling swears and 'inappropriate' things, and when the leader came around she was freaking out and yelling, and told us to leave. THEN WE HAD TO STAY OUT IN THE SNOW
#15
Wal-Mart for playing baseball and hitting it halfway across the damn store and knocking **** over...and getting into those little motorized cars made of plastic for kids and having a race.
The Mall for taping a piece of paper that said "Jesus <3's the ****" on a Christian store window in reverse.
And a few other places I can't even recall. Usually over something dumb and I diserved it.
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#16
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yeah me too
there's a dairy next to my house but they actually started putting
patrol cars on the grounds instead of just having some guy come yell at us


The funnest thing to do is to just carry on skating until they get serious and then shout out "RAPE!" and leg it.

Some guards are keeping distance now, especially in crowded places.
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#17
i yell a girl who was taking during spider man 3

HER: 'OMG U DIDNT...'
ME: SHUT THE **** UP YOU *****'
CROWD : OHHHHHHHHH!

then i got kicked out and walked came back in
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#18
i got kicked outa hollister for playing rhcp over and over again cause face it thats the only good music they have in there
and my friends house for play fighting with his lil brother with a pool noodle
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#19
I got kicked out of a Lifestyles store for lookin at the bongs.

And I got kicked out of a masage chair store cause i "had to be 18" to sit in them.

#20
It wasn't me, but my friend (16) is banned from another kids house because while playing football, he gave their 6 year old son a concussion.
#21
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I got kicked out of bed by my wife...apparently woman don't like being told to "try to opperate within the realm of logic". Whatever.


lol i tell the woman that all the time. she realized i dont tell her that unless she is really being irrational, in which case she shuts up about it. but perhaps laying in bed next to her is the wrong time to say it.
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#22
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And I got kicked out of a masage chair store cause i "had to be 18" to sit in them.



ah that happened to me to its ridiculous
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#23
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i yell a girl who was taking during spider man 3

HER: 'OMG U DIDNT...'
ME: SHUT THE **** UP YOU *****'
CROWD : OHHHHHHHHH!

then i got kicked out and walked came back in


??

I was kicked out of school on the last day for leaving the gym, and evidently "running" from security. and by "running" I was walking.

What pissed me off most was some guy was there too, with **** he wasn't supposed to have, but they had to bust me for nothing.
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#24
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lol i tell the woman that all the time. she realized i dont tell her that unless she is really being irrational, in which case she shuts up about it. but perhaps laying in bed next to her is the wrong time to say it.

Oh, I'm not that stupid...this was hours prior to us going to bed. She just refused to let me in the room.
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Got kicked out of the Olive Garden, because when my cousin knocked over a candle and set part of the tablecloth on fire, I yelled "I'LL GET IT!", proceeded to pour what I believed was a pitcher of water on the small flame, and watched as the table ignited on whatever oil was in the pitcher.
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#27
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I got kicked out of Metallica for being drunk.

LOL, this reminds me...I once saw some fat chicks get kicked out of a Metallica concert because they were flashing. They were probably pissed when they realized none on the good looking girls were being removed.
#28
I got kicked out of Spanish class for saying, 'Gesundheit' when some kid sneezed.

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#29
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I got kicked out of Spanish class for saying, 'Gesundheit' when some kid sneezed.



wtf? just because its german?
#30
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wtf? just because its german?

Yes...
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#31
My French teacher kicked me out of class for saying "Baby Geniuses."
She said the name of a movie in french and we had to guess the english title.
I honestly thought it was Baby Geniuses.
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#33
I've been asked to leave a pub for getting really pissed and falling asleep in the toilet...
#34
I got kicked out of this nerd store called Wizards Of The Coast because my friend and I took these sticks used for moving characters in some gay game and we had a stick fight and slapped each other as hard as we could. I broke my stick and we got kicked out. It was so fun.
I also got kicked out of an arcade for dancing. Don't ask.
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#36
I got kicked out of skate-spots, and class for any stupid reason. Ain´t I such a badass
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#37
i got kicked out of a guitar shop while trying out guitars

we put the stack up to 10 and blasted out power chords loud
#38
Kicked out of the bowling alley and town centre because the CSOs decided that 'our lot' weren't allowed in groups of more than four in any one place. 'Our lot' was apparently anyone who wears black. I wasn't pleased. Then again out the centre for arguing with a security guard when he completely contradicted himself so we laughed, which he didn't like. Then I've been kicked out of a few shops every now and then for plastic sword fights, etc. I'm actually pretty tame.
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#39
I once got kicked out of the beer tent at the fair because me and my friends climbed the fence to see my guitar teacher's band play and we got kicked out because we were under age and the cops in my town are gay.
I'm a person.
#40
I've never been kicked out from anything o.O Except WoW guilds, when I still played. Kicked like 5 times from different guilds and re-invited the next day.

No wonder I'm just a very civilised rebel.
I'm a communist. Really.
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