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#1
so i was just thinking
what is the best thing you have ever seen written/wrote yourself in a bathroom stall?

a favorite of mine is: "emily got a pen stuck up her butt when she was drunk"
#2
when it wasnt old, i liked
"if you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing"
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#3
*By a urinal* Keep following this line keep following......


Keep following


You are now pissing on your foot.
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#4
At my school someone stuck a picture of this guy's girlfriend on the back of a toilet cubicle.
It said:

JP's Bird.
Try getting it up now!


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#6
In a graffiti book I read the guy found one in a toilet somewhere a line going up the wall above the cistern so you had to stand on the seat to reach the end of the arrow. When you got there a message said 'it's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet.'
<Dobzilla> because "when you were born, they thought yo' momma shit herself."
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#7
This was written on a bathroom stall at a Wal Mart:

"Anybody can piss on the floor. Be a hero, sh*t on the ceiling."
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#8
well my principal's name is mr taggert so someone drew a picture of him with a dick in his mouth and labeled it "mr faggert"
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#10
Someone had wrote my teacher was a fag

and then my teacher wrote "**** you"
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#11
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In a graffiti book I read the guy found one in a toilet somewhere a line going up the wall above the cistern so you had to stand on the seat to reach the end of the arrow. When you got there a message said 'it's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet.'



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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#13
if you are reading this, chances are you're taking a ****
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#14
Some idiot in our school this year wrote on the side of a stall "BOM GO BOOM <insert date>."

Would have been taken seriously if he had spelled "bomb" right.
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#15
I saw my bands name carved into a stall in the bathroom of a school we played Battle of the Bands at. I thought that was rather flattering.
If your wiener is happy, then you're happy.
#17
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I saw my bands name carved into a stall in the bathroom of a school we played Battle of the Bands at. I thought that was rather flattering.


You guys must have been the sh*t!
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#19
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This was written on a bathroom stall at a Wal Mart:

"Anybody can piss on the floor. Be a hero, sh*t on the ceiling."


Haha, I like it.
#20
Above the handle on a cubicle door in a bar i frequent...

"Frightened?
Scared of ****?
Pull here!"

Edit: damn these expletives
#21
i was in a small town a couple miles away from el paso and i went to the bathroom in one of the cafes. and as i opened the bathroom door there were scribles all over the stall. stuff like "Brokeback Mountain was shot here" or "If you're reading this, you might be riding brokeback"(we all know what that means XD) it was pretty funny at 10 in the morning.
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#22
Someone wrote "THUNDERMUG" on one of the toilets at my high school. I thought that was a good one.
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#23
there were little dried white stains on the wall and pen marks with arrows pointing to them said cumstains...
#24
Sign above urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.
Scrawled underneath:
It makes them soggy and hard to light.

“No matter how good he looks,
some other girl is sick and tired of putting up with his crap.”

“Bad spellers untie!!!”

“Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity”
Men’s Room, Tan Son Nhut Airbase (Saigon)

“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t.”

(An arrow pointing to the toilet paper&hellip
“Another fine abrasive from your friends at 3M”

“TOLIET CAMERA IS FOR RESEARCH USE ONLY”

“Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.”

“Humpty Dumpty was pushed, man!”

“Always remember: Beauty is only a light switch away.”

“If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”

“Help, the paranoids are after me!”

(Under a sign that said: “Employees Must Wash Hands&rdquo
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

when I was born, I was so surprised
I couldn’t speak for a year and a half!

Sign posted in a thousand bathrooms:
We aim to please! You aim too! Please!

Sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there’s no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

On an elevator in New York:
“Elevator out of order.”
Scribbled underneath:
“Try the ones across the street.”

While I wait for the perfect woman to come along,
I’m having a lot of fun with the imperfect ones!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck !

Deja Moo : The feeling you’ve heard this bull before !

God must love stupid people…He made so many !

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Never put off to tomorrow
what you can avoid altogether

drive carefully ….don’t kill a child
-wait for a lawyer

*LOST! One science teacher after last Thursday’s experiment

Old accountants never die ,they just lose their balance

just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Happiness can’t buy money

Smile -things may get worse more slowly

Death is hereditary

Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it

The road to success is usually under construction

If you’re not confused, you don’t have all the facts

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
A good friend helps you move. A great friend helps you move bodies.

Wet paint! (This is not an instruction!)

I’m getting outta this one horse town-
Just as soon as it’s my turn to ride the horse.

I like failure because it’s so easy to achieve!

Cakes- 66 cents
Upside down cakes- 99 cents.

Don’t judge someone’s power by the size of their exhaust.

Mona Lisa was framed!

Keep breathing. You never know when life just might be worth living again.

Use caution- 70% of all people were created by accidents.

Graffiti should be obscene and not heard

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

My job is such a closely guarded secret, even I don’t know what I’m doing

Roget’s thesaurus dominates, regulates, rules, ok, alright, adequately!

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else.

I like to reminisce about the things I never did
Back in the old days that never were
When I was much better than I ever was

Death is nature’s way of telling you it’s time to slow down.

I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

Charm is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what’s the opposite of progress?

Be alert! We need more lerts.

I became self employed and I still have a jerk for a boss.

NPR: A Safe Zone (There’s no radio activity there)

Every day 10 people die on a bicycle. 6 seriously.

Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

If you can keep your head when everyone else is loosing theirs, maybe you haven’t understood the situation.
#25
on a condom machine in a mens bathroom, 'save your money, this gum sucks'
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#26
In my old school's washroom stall: "VARIOUS PROFANITIES"
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#27
Thom Yorke wrote the lyrics to Creep on the cubicle wall of the toilets in the Lemon Grove, the venue / club on campus at my uni, before Radiohead got big
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#28
'Please make sure you didn't forget your dick'

Writing stuff about girls you got rejected by is really immature and pathetic though.
#29
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Thom Yorke wrote the lyrics to Creep on the cubicle wall of the toilets in the Lemon Grove, the venue / club on campus at my uni, before Radiohead got big


I hope you go there daily and bask in it, yes?
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#30
I got a kick out of this one I saw.

-Here I sit all broken hearted.
Tried to sh*t, but only farted.
So today, alas I took a chance.
All I can say is, damnit I just sh*t my pants.
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#32
I saw once someone had taken the time to write the first verse and chorus of Metal Warriors on the inside of a bog door. With particular emphasis on the line "if you're not into metal, YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND!".
Which is better than the usual stuff you get in Glasgow, which tends to be crude pictures of a c*ck and balls, or the words "f*ck the Pope", or "Orange bastards".
#33
Some guy wrote "jesus loves you" and some guy crossed out you and put crack xD
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#36
Also on a condom machine - "worst chewing gum I ever tasted. But what bubbles!"
#39
Next to a drawing of Uncle Sam pointing ( the classic patriotic poster)

I WANT YOU

to wipe your ass.
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