#1
it's 4am here so stay with me....


okay today i saw "Knocked Up" (the film...) and in it there was this thing called 'pink eye' and from what i saw and understood was: if you fart on someones pillow with a bare ass, when a person lays on that pillow poo particles go in there eye and they get 'pink eye'

1. WTF?

2. does it work?

3. is it efficient?

4. how long should there be between fart and head put on pillow?


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#3
It's called Conjunctivitis. I'm not sure if it actually works though.
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#4
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Pink eye is semen in the eye. FFS, people these days.


shut up

pink eye is bacterial conjunctivitis

bloody aussie poofs
#5
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1. WTF?

2. does it work?

3. is it efficient?

4. how long should there be between fart and head put on pillow?


....


conduct experiments... and tell us your results plz
ehh
#6
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shut up

pink eye is bacterial conjunctivitis

bloody aussie poofs


conjunctivitis? isn't that when you get all this gunky sleepy stuff that makes your eyebrows stick together? i had that
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METALLICA AT WEMBLEY 08/07/07
#8
pink eye is when your eye is pink and itchy. when you fart on someones pillow with a bare ass, when a person lays on that pillow poo particles go in there eye and they get 'pink eye', its called being a f*cking asshole.
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Quote by dumps
it's 4am here so stay with me....


okay today i saw "Knocked Up" (the film...) and in it there was this thing called 'pink eye' and from what i saw and understood was: if you fart on someones pillow with a bare ass, when a person lays on that pillow poo particles go in there eye and they get 'pink eye'

1. WTF?

2. does it work?

3. is it efficient?

4. how long should there be between fart and head put on pillow?


....



so that explains.............. HE IS SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
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#11
There's lots of things that do it. I think the most common is wiping your eye with a tissue that you've blown your nose on. But semen and fart would probably do the trick.
#12
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pink eye is when your eye is pink and itchy. when you fart on someones pillow with a bare ass, when a person lays on that pillow poo particles go in there eye and they get 'pink eye', its called being a f*cking asshole.


...so..... it does work then?

say i farted on my girlfriends..... wait wait wait, i wouldn't do that too her.... say i farted on a friends pillow today. and he put his head on it... 4 hours later....= pink eye????
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#13
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keep us updated if it works?


it's 4am here. im about to go to bed. and im not stupid enough to do it on my own pillow.


on that note: cupping

anyone cupped there own farts? where you fart into your hand and try to keep the gas in your hands. then ram it in someones face and it proper reeks.

damn im ****ed up
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#15
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shut up

pink eye is bacterial conjunctivitis

bloody aussie poofs


Fucking 07'ers, grow up.
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#16
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on that note: cupping

anyone cupped there own farts? where you fart into your hand and try to keep the gas in your hands. then ram it in someones face and it proper reeks.

damn im ****ed up

What.
The.
Fuck.
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#17
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it's 4am here. im about to go to bed. and im not stupid enough to do it on my own pillow.


on that note: cupping

anyone cupped there own farts? where you fart into your hand and try to keep the gas in your hands. then ram it in someones face and it proper reeks.

damn im ****ed up

I heard of that a while ago when I was reading this list of things to do on the bus. One of them was "have a cuppy war with the bus driver." The image still makes me laugh my ass off.
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#18
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What.
The.
Fuck.



damn you Americans are missing out!

next time your with friends and gonna fart. don't just let them hear it and maybe smell it. make sure they smell it by cupping it.

cupping it.

the new ****.

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#19
lmao u gotta cup ur fart and throw it in someones face and yell CHERRIES!
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#20
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Fucking 07'ers, grow up.
Just cause your right doesnt mean you have to be an asshole.


Now i dont agree with what you quoted and i think he's an idiot too, but you're telling others to grow up and you're judging people based on the date they joined the forums..
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