#1
Just had a shower, musta softened my fingertips, cos I just tore big fat ridges on my fingers
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#3
**** dude, done it myself once, twas a tiny slice, but it just pissed blood for ages, cover my fretboard in blood. Not a good day, overall!
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#4
o god you should rub i... i was guna say it but maybe you see a doctor
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#5
I hope you dont have a maple fretboard. It was a rehearsal, but i managed to whack myself in the head with my tele neck, next day, cleaning blood off my pristine birdseye maple neck
#6
dont think he´ll need a doctor, just put on a plaster
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#7
I've never cut myself on the strings, lol.
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#8
Happens to me alot. Calluses don't form cuz I always have a few rounds of slap bass after showering before school.
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#9
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but it just pissed blood for ages, cover my fretboard in blood.


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#13
Only other time I've hurt myself playing guitar was when I cut my ring finger whilist sliding an A shape barre. I think a string cut into the tender bit where the joint is on the finger, if you know what I mean.
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#15
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Put super glue on the ends of your fingers.


The tricky part is to remove it once you're done...
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#16
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Put super glue on the ends of your fingers.


Must remember not to play guitar until they dry.. lol.
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#17
I've never cut my fingers on a string, unless it snapped while I was playing it.
Damn high E string, getting blood on my nice guitar...
#18
Rub icy hot on it.


But really, I guess just put a plaster on it.
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