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#2
idk Slash's Snakepit could be him
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#3
damn you found me out.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#4
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my friend told me he did.


This should be a dead giveaway that it probably isn't true.
#12
I don't doubt the fact that he might have a profile, but he won't reveal himself for obvious reasons.

He might have been that n00b you told to **** off for buying a squier and a marshall MG, for all we know.


Herman Li was a member of the Ibanez forums for a while, so why can't Slash be a UGer?
#13
Quote by af_the_fragile
aah...
I knew someday people were gonna find out who i really am!!!
wait, i don't wanna be slash!!!

You can't be Slash. I called it first
Gimme my damn hat back
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#14
Why the heck would Slash be looking for guitar tabs?

"OMG, I wanna learn Sweet Child o' Mine! That' such a sick song!"
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#18
Quote by Jackal58
You can't be Slash. I called it first
Gimme my damn hat back


Haha, yeah, i was just pretending to be slash...

I'm actually Pete Wentz!!!!!


NOT!
#24
Quote by sashki
I don't doubt the fact that he might have a profile, but he won't reveal himself for obvious reasons.

He might have been that n00b you told to **** off for buying a squier and a marshall MG, for all we know.


Herman Li was a member of the Ibanez forums for a while, so why can't Slash be a UGer?

Because Slash > Herman Li
#25
well..i dnt think none of the musicians will have tym 2 b on sites like ultimate-guitar..
im not syin tht this is a ****ty site..bt cm 2 think of it..dnt u think..they will b more busy composin songs n all tht jazz??cm awnnn...tht it soo not true!!
#27
Quote by Eminored
Dude, you played some of my favorites on UG radio, you ARE God.


I did?
Get off my lawn.
#28
Quote by theking4everr
well..i dnt think none of the musicians will have tym 2 b on sites like ultimate-guitar..
im not syin tht this is a ****ty site..bt cm 2 think of it..dnt u think..they will b more busy composin songs n all tht jazz??cm awnnn...tht it soo not true!!



QUE????????
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#29
Quote by theking4everr
well..i dnt think none of the musicians will have tym 2 b on sites like ultimate-guitar..
im not syin tht this is a ****ty site..bt cm 2 think of it..dnt u think..they will b more busy composin songs n all tht jazz??cm awnnn...tht it soo not true!!

Do you talk like that as well. Goddamn I hate trying to decipher this crap.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
why cant it be true? i mean.. its the same thing as myspace.. famous ppl wanna have fun with mudkips too
plus.. Slash is a idiot, he'd love it here in the pit
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#31
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BTW, for anyone that's interested, I'm John Petrucci


Hey John, It's Yngwie. Your guitars are all stringed up and your setlist for tomorrow is ready. And by the way, I want a raise, asshole!
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#32
Quote by p o e
why cant it be true? i mean.. its the same thing as myspace.. famous ppl wanna have fun with mudkips too
plus.. Slash is a idiot, he'd love it here in the pit


Do really think he would sit down, and spend hours on UG? He's old. The only old UGer here is Jackal. I'm pretty sure he's not Slash.


/sarcasm
Get off my lawn.
#35
Quote by Eminored
;_; *spits out his cookie and throws it at you* You don't remember me! What kind of relationship is this?! Who is she?! Hm?! What'd she do to you to make you forget about me?! *runs away crying*


To be honest, I don't remember anything. Was this a one night stand?
Get off my lawn.
#36
Quote by Jackal58
Do you talk like that as well. Goddamn I hate trying to decipher this crap.

haha me too . it does't even type easier
#37
even if he did why would he say who he is? Everyone would start sending pm's either about how he rocks and how he's god or they'd call him a fag.
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#40
Quote by theking4everr
well..i dnt think none of the musicians will have tym 2 b on sites like ultimate-guitar..
im not syin tht this is a ****ty site..bt cm 2 think of it..dnt u think..they will b more busy composin songs n all tht jazz??cm awnnn...tht it soo not true!!


Did you just smash your face against the keyboard and hit reply?


On Topic: I suppose it's possible that any famous musician could have an account here but probably wouldn't reveal their identity because then loads of fans would constantly message them. Like me.
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