#1
Let's see some poetry chops! Post your original haikus
Example:

Trident gum is good

spearmint is the best flavor

I will slit your throat
#3
Quote by YourMessiah666
I like your poem,
It has got nice style indeed.
Please do not hurt me.


your second line has too many sylables.
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#4
I am sitting down
I am stuck in the airport
I need to pee now
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#6
Quote by Lgndkllr777
your second line has too many sylables.


No, it has the proper number of syllables. A haiku goes 5, 7, 5.
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#7
This one came from a Threadless shirt.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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#9
I punched some guy's face
It exploded and I laughed
You should try it now
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#10
Quote by darkstar2466
No, it has the proper number of syllables. A haiku goes 5, 7, 5.



Some would argue that style is pronounced sty-ul, not just one syllable.
#12
Quote by HaKattack
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

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#13
Eating Mcnuggets
Strange mixtures of animals
But still, all is well
Don't tell me what can not be done

Don't tell me what can be done, either.



I love you all no matter what.
#15
Browsing on UG.
Have nothing better to do.
Double-you-tee-eff.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#16
I am not sleeping
Yes it is intentional
Get prepared for school

Became nocturnal
Need to sleep at night not day.
Too tired to play axe.

I don't like Trident
Chewing gum dirty habbit
Flavours very weird


#17
Quote by HaKattack
Some would argue that style is pronounced sty-ul, not just one syllable.


Same could also argue that 'poem' is one syllable, not the two it is used as. I guess it is all about how a syllable is stressed if it is apparent or not.