#1
I'm not a satanist or anything, but i was bored and i found a link to this page. its interesting, but im guessing just a load of bull, but take a look at it and tell me what you think. here
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



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#2
Something in WoW... If that at all helps you, which it doesn't.
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#3
I didn't read the page, but the thread title made me think of that South Park episode where Chef almost marries a succubus.
#4
That's one of the most retarded things I've heard in a while.

Summary of Linked Page:
-Pray to Satan for a demon lover
-Lay down, imagine your ideal partner, and fap to the image of them having sex with you.
-Continue fapping to said image every night for a few weeks and a demon will begin to visit you nightly in the form of said ideal lover and provide you with the best sexual stimulation ever.
-Apparently the demon energy gives you burns on your weenie?
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#5
this is a load of bull, Incubi and Succubi are from like... greek mythology or something, just wikipedia em if you'd like to know more about it
#6
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That's one of the most retarded things I've heard in a while.

Summary:
-Pray to Satan for a demon lover
-Lay down, imagine your ideal partner, and fap to the image of them having sex with you.
-Continue fapping to said image every night for a few weeks and a demon will begin to visit you in the form of said ideal lover and provide you with the best sexual stimulation ever.
-Apparently the demon energy gives you burns on your weenie?

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#8
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#9
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#10
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It works on females too! lolergasm

Why the hell do i kinda wanna try this? I'm crazy
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#11
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It works on females too! lolergasm

Why the hell do i kinda wanna try this? I'm crazy



i was kinda thinking the same thing but i know ill either be wasting my time and feeling like an asshole, or i summon the succubus and shes fat.
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





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#12
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i was kinda thinking the same thing but i know ill either be wasting my time and feeling like an asshole, or i summon the succubus and shes fat.


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#13
Sounds like fun.

I mean, it's better than having to put up with a real woman


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#15
Your Demon will more than likely come to you each night when you lie down to go to bed. Demons enjoy sex very much and they can wear out a human being. One man actually had to push a female Demoness off of himself in the morning in order to get up for work after having all night sex.


Um...all night sex with a demon? wtf..
#18
Dudes, c'mon, use your brains! You probably get like five different STDs from just TOUCHING HER!
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#19
Succubus stole my three-fitty.
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#20
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Um...all night sex with a demon? wtf..


hey, you could always say she's a demon in the bedroom lol..
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#23
if it wasn't all satanic i'd try lol.. but, i have other faith commitments, and well yeah lol.. but.. nobody laughed at my comment
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#24
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if it wasn't all satanic i'd try lol.. but, i have other faith commitments, and well yeah lol.. but.. nobody laughed at my comment


Yea he's right is there any way to have hot freaky sex with like and angel or something?
#25
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Yea he's right is there any way to have hot freaky sex with like and angel or something?


nope.. because angels are pure.. HOWEVER... this thread gave me an evil idea... (i get to many) lol...

but still i thought my first comment on my thread was funny..
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#27
This just sounds like super masturbation.

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