#1
i was watchin bob sagets stand up
and i was wondering if there is a way to set a fart on fire, burn ur butthole, and it be closed shut...
or
you burn the tip of ur penis, say on a light bulb, and it closes shut....
has this ever happened in the entirety of man???
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#4
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#6
All burnt peckers and scorched cornholes aside........why were you watching Bob Saget?
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#7
20 internetz goes to whoever is smart enough to burn their penis on a lightbulb.
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#9
yea dude, if you sit in something hot, you would not be able to poop for a week
and if you eat something hot enough, your mouth will burn and you would not be able to eat for days...
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#11
Why would you want to know this? Do you plan on doing it soon? I have heard about people lighting their farts on fire, and apparently it's possible. I can't say for certain though. I suppose if you get any of your skin hot enough it could more or less melt together. Either way... gross man.
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#12
......... how the hell do u respond to that?!?


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#13
Yes.
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#14
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#17
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All burnt peckers and scorched cornholes aside........why were you watching Bob Saget?


no clue... but i flipped on right when he was talking about that subject...
pringles was originally going to be a tennis ball company

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#18
If you try i'll give you the darwin award!!
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#23
ive set my farts on fire. so thats possible. but to have your anus or the tip of your peen close shut you would have to burn it to a point just before total cellular death, and then give it time to heal shut, but bodily functions would probably prevent it from actually healing shut. now if you excuse me, i have to go vomit profusely
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#24
thank you for the pit dyin comments... how i do try my hardest... now how am i gonna top this one...
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#27
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*Lost my faith for the pit*

Im surprised you had any faith in the first place.
#28
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All burnt peckers and scorched cornholes aside........why were you watching Bob Saget?


What is wrong with Bob Saget? Have you ever watched his stand up or just know him from Full House?

He is a hilarious, although disgusting stand up comic and I think you have prejudged him on his sitcom role.