#1
Weird story my cousin told me:

*I doubt this story is true, but it's still creepy*

His friends mom was at a store, and the was an Arab lady in line in front of her. She didn't have enough money, and his mom helped her buy her groceries because she felt like being nice. Then, the lady told her that she was very grateful that she gave her some money and she would tell her a secret. She said to not drink Pepsi products during the month of September, because they would be poisoned.

that's just crazy. I'm gonna be paranoid all throughout next month.
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#2
complete bullspit
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#6
You'll die from obesity because of pepsi products anyway...

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PEPSI ONE Now with more ANTHRAX!!

just one dose of Anthrax, but still with great Pepsi taste!!!!!
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#10
Well, if it's true, then I'm safe. Mt. Dew and Dr. Pepper are seperate from Pepsi, and if I want a soda, then I'll be fine.
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You'll die from obesity because of pepsi products anyway...

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#14
I dont drink pepsi, "its pepsi to the max, no sugar but great taste, "whats this waiter? youve brought me standard pepsi?! how dare you! i need it to the max! now go! drink this filth with your anus and retain it there till you bring me my chosen beverage!" dicks
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Quote by pHaKe
Weird story my cousin told me:

*I doubt this story is true, but it's still creepy*

His friends mom was at a store, and the was an Arab lady in line in front of her. She didn't have enough money, and his mom helped her buy her groceries because she felt like being nice. Then, the lady told her that she was very grateful that she gave her some money and she would tell her a secret. She said to not drink Pepsi products during the month of September, because they would be poisoned.

that's just crazy. I'm gonna be paranoid all throughout next month.



Wow thats so retarded on so many levels , isn't pepsi a product of coca cola? Yea sorry thats not happening
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Wow thats so retarded on so many levels , isn't pepsi a product of coca cola? Yea sorry thats not happening



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#19
I just remembered that my parents bought a box of pepsi max, thank christ i havent had any yet, hmm, this calls for an elaborate plan involving said pepsi, and abotoir, and my cats as a scapegoat, looks like i got some christmas presents ready by the sounds of it