#1
I get a lot of farts when I eat cream cheese bagels, and cereal. Anyone know what else gives you farts?
#2
This is like your 3rd thread in an hour and they all suck. Lima beans give you the smelliest farts ever. And they are delicious.
#4
Stop making threads, really you're starting to get on my last nerve

Medically speaking you're adorable \m/

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#7
Quote by Incardito
Stop making threads, really you're starting to get on my last nerve

Medically speaking you're adorable \m/


This is my last thread for tonight I try to make 5 threads a day though.
#8
beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel, LETS EAT BAKED BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#9
Maybe if you made a thread about.. I dunno, Forrest Gump Vs. Robocop, you'd have a better response. I know I'd respect you a lot more.
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#10
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Maybe if you made a thread about.. I dunno, Forrest Gump Vs. Robocop, you'd have a better response. I know I'd respect you a lot more.

+1
#13
Quote by NecroTrane
I can only make threads about good things, I hate Forest Gump.


So argue in favor of Robocop. I'll get us started by posting a conversation a friend of mine and I had a long time ago.

LearnToSwimAgain: Name a better movie than Robocop..
LearnToSwimAgain: You can't do it.
JogaArt: forest gump
LearnToSwimAgain: HAH.
JogaArt: just did
LearnToSwimAgain: No...
JogaArt: i mean the man runs for years without reason.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop crushes hands.
JogaArt: hes a retard but more weathly then..****ing anyone
LearnToSwimAgain: ...
JogaArt: he owns a shrimping company
JogaArt: apple computers or some bull **** like that
JogaArt: met john lennon
JogaArt: the presendent smacked his ass
JogaArt: watergate..
JogaArt: theres more. but i forget
LearnToSwimAgain: Was a hero at ping pong..
LearnToSwimAgain: But you know what..
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest Gump.
LearnToSwimAgain: he's not worth as much as Robocop.
LearnToSwimAgain: And none of that matters.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop..
LearnToSwimAgain: He has a retractable holster in his leg.
LearnToSwimAgain: Alright..
LearnToSwimAgain: And he had his hand, arm, and chest shot off..
LearnToSwimAgain: And then got one to the head.
LearnToSwimAgain: And then he was turned into a cyborg.
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest Gump couldn't ever say that.
LearnToSwimAgain: All he can say..
LearnToSwimAgain: "I ran around"
LearnToSwimAgain: Alright, I ran once, too.
LearnToSwimAgain: But I've never had robot parts put in me
LearnToSwimAgain: Is Forest Gump coated with Kevlar? No, he's not bullet proof.
LearnToSwimAgain: He has no hydraulic motors that will let him crush throats and break through walls.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop can life 420 pounds..
LearnToSwimAgain: Can Forest Gump do that?
LearnToSwimAgain: No.
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest Gump vs Robocop.
LearnToSwimAgain: Who would win the fight?
LearnToSwimAgain: Murphy would.
JogaArt: no. but he can get shot in the ass and think something bit him
JogaArt: forest for sure!
JogaArt: dude
LearnToSwimAgain: No my friend..
JogaArt: you know it
LearnToSwimAgain: RoboCop ownes that awesome ass gun.
LearnToSwimAgain: Owns*
JogaArt: something would incidentally happen and forest would dominate
LearnToSwimAgain: And does that cowboy trick with it.
LearnToSwimAgain: And shoots people, and lights fires.
LearnToSwimAgain: No no no.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop killed the Terminator.
LearnToSwimAgain: Well..a few of them...
LearnToSwimAgain: And has thermal vision..and he's got that one key thing in his hand that he can use like Wolverine.
LearnToSwimAgain: So who wins? Forest Gump sure as hell doesn't.
LearnToSwimAgain: Sure, Forest Gump has an interesting life..
LearnToSwimAgain: But so does Courtney Love.
LearnToSwimAgain: Doesn't mean Robocop wouldn't ice that bitch in a second.
JogaArt: well . Robocop dosnt actually have a brain
JogaArt: hs justa ****ing machine
LearnToSwimAgain: Yeah he does.
LearnToSwimAgain: His brain was put into the machine.
LearnToSwimAgain: So was his face.
JogaArt: oh yea..thats right
JogaArt: but either way.
LearnToSwimAgain: Originally his arm was supposed to be on it, too, but the scientists refused to let them and made the rest of the body robotic.
JogaArt: im telling you
JogaArt: forest would just win. its in his nature!
JogaArt: and you know it
JogaArt: its just the way it would happen
JogaArt: if you have seen forest gump
JogaArt: you would know that
JogaArt: it would be an incident
JogaArt: but it would jsut work out that way
LearnToSwimAgain: Ms Springman makes us watch Forest Gump all the time..
LearnToSwimAgain: Do you know why?
LearnToSwimAgain: Because Forest Gump is a ***** that can be shown to any moron within a three mile vicinity..
LearnToSwimAgain: He doesn't care who sees his flicks.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop..
LearnToSwimAgain: We can't watch that.
LearnToSwimAgain: And it's not because of the explicit violence with the swearing...
LearnToSwimAgain: It's not because Emil got covered in toxic waste and slammed into by a car, exploding..
LearnToSwimAgain: It's because Robocop has standards.
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop's story is a very sad one.
LearnToSwimAgain: His family is still there..
LearnToSwimAgain: But they can't talk to him.
LearnToSwimAgain: Because he's gone.
LearnToSwimAgain: But he still misses them.
LearnToSwimAgain: Cyborgs aren't supposed to have feelings, Juli..
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest Gump is.
LearnToSwimAgain: And do you know what the saddest part is..
LearnToSwimAgain: Robocop wasn't supposed to remember..
JogaArt: well if robocop had any feelings
LearnToSwimAgain: And in the end when questioned about his name..
LearnToSwimAgain: He says..Murphy. He remembers.
JogaArt: he wouldnt kill forest
JogaArt: because..hes a retard
LearnToSwimAgain: If Forest tried any **** he would.
LearnToSwimAgain: Like..If Forest ****ed with him, or his ex-family he would.
LearnToSwimAgain: And he would, because word around the watercooler is that he is a loud mouth who likes to start **** with cyborgs that don't have a family.
LearnToSwimAgain: I mean..
LearnToSwimAgain: Let me just put it this way..
LearnToSwimAgain: If Forest Gump was going to win..
LearnToSwimAgain: He'd have to be told how.
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest Gump just stole ideas throughout the movie, or did what he was told.
LearnToSwimAgain: Forest is a puppet.

JogaArt: well lemme tell ya this
JogaArt: neither would win
JogaArt: they would just become friends
LearnToSwimAgain: Good solution to an otherwise difficult problem.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.