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#1
I used the Search Bar and found nothing, so, how would your perfect football ("soccer") squad be? Post the players and the current team in which they play

Mine is:

- Carrizo (Lazio, gk)

- Terry (Chelsea)
- Maldini (Milan)
- Ferrari (River Plate)
- Ashley Cole (Chelsea, df)

- Mascherano (Liverpool)
- Kaka (Milan)
- C. Ronaldo (Manchester United, mf)

- Robben (Real Madrid)
- Messi (Barcelona)
- Milito (Zaragoza, fw)

post yours!!
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I came in here thinking this was about REAL football...



haha "REAL football" is a rip off of rugby but whatever i dont care for sports
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I came in here thinking this was about REAL football...


This is REAL football.

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haha "REAL football" is a rip off of rugby but whatever i dont care for sports

Rugby's good, but i'm not a fan of the hoisting up of others...
#7
American football confuses me because there's less 'foot' involved than 'soccer'.

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#8
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Rugby's good, but i'm not a fan of the hoisting up of others...


im sure alot of people dont like holstering up big sweaty muscle bound men
#9
i thought this was about american football considering this is an american site! i win!
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i thought this was about american football considering this is an american site! i win!

you mean russian site?
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#11
GK: Iker Casillas

DL: Ashley Cole
DC: John Terry
DC: Puyol
DR:Sagnol

ML: Ribery or Robben
MC: Gerrard
MC: Ronaldinho
MR: Cristiano Ronaldo

FC: Henry
FC: Robinho
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I came in here thinking this was about REAL football...


Funniest thing i've heard all day

GK: Ben Foster (Watford)

DF: Maldini (Milan)
DF: Nesta (Milan)
DF: Peters (Cambridge)
DF: Cannavaro (Madrid)

MF: Wanless (FGR)
MF: Ronaldo (Manchester United)
MF: Keane (Sunderland)
MF: Kaka (Milan)
FW: Torres (Liverpool)

FW: Kitson (Reading)

Lot of Milan players in there, which is strange *shrugs*
#13
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GK: Iker Casillas

DL: Ashley Cole
DC: John Terry
DC: Puyol
DR:Sagnol

ML: Ribery or Robben
MC: Gerrard
MC: Ronaldinho
MR: Cristiano Ronaldo

FC: Henry
FC: Robinho


Robinho? Why not use a chair as forward instead? Would do as much as Robinho can manage.
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But he isn't anywhere near the top of the world... You can put in Messi, Kaka, or whoever before there. Robinho isn't in the top 10-20 no matter how much you turn the world.
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American football confuses me because there's less 'foot' involved than 'soccer'.

I read that it is called that because the ball in American football is one foot long or something like that.
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#19
-Oliver Kahn (Bayern Munchen)

-Willy Sagnol (Bayern Munchen)
-Fabio Cannavaro (Real Madrid)
-John Terry (Chelsea)
-Lillian Thuram (Barcelona)

-Christiano Ronaldo (Man United)
-Kaka (AC Milan)
-Stephen Gerrard (Liverpool)
-Patrick Vieira (Chelsea)

-Theirry Henry (Barca yea!)
-Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona)
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#20
van der sar

ashley cole
ferdinand
terry
micah richards
(yes, I know, England should concede less by my standards!)

ronaldo (mu)
gerrard
fabregas
kaka

rooney/messi
ronaldinho
#21
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i thought this was about american football considering this is an american site! i win!

by american you of course mean russian

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#22
GK: Buffon

D: Zambrotta
D: Carragher
D: Cannavaro

M/D: Gattuso

M: Kaka
M: Gerrard
M: Messi

F: Kuranyi
F: Drogba
F: Berbatov
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#23
GK - Artur Boruc ( Celtic )

Left Back - Patrice Evra ( Manchester United )
Right Back - Dani Alves ( Sevilla )
Centre Back - John Terry ( Chelsea )
Centre Back - Rio Ferdinand ( Manchester United )

Left Midfield - Ronaldinho ( Barcelona )
Right Midfield - Cristiano Ronaldo ( Manchester United )
Centre Midfield - Juan Roman Riquelme ( Boca Juniors )
Centre Midfield - Anderson ( Manchester United )

Att Mid - Lionel Messi ( Barcelona )

Striker - Wayne Rooney ( Manchester United )
#24
Craig Gordon
Alan Hutton John Terry Rio Ferdinand Pat Evra

Messi Gerrard Kaka
Ronaldo
Torres Drogba
#25
Goalkeeper: David James (if it was all time, I'd have Peter Schmeichal)

Left back: Patrice Evra
Centre back 1: Rio Ferdinand
Centre back 2: John Terry
Right back: Micah Richards

Left wing: Cristiano Ronaldo
Centre midfield 1: Steven Gerrard
Centre midfield 2: Ronaldinho
Right midfield: Kaka

Forward: Torres (forget his first name, from Liverpool)
Forward: Didier Drogba

Mostly premier league players there. I tried to be as mutual as possible, being a Manchester United supporter
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Goalkeeper: David James (if it was all time, I'd have Peter Schmeichal)

Left back: Patrice Evra
Centre back 1: Rio Ferdinand
Centre back 2: John Terry
Right back: Micah Richards

Left wing: Cristiano Ronaldo
Centre midfield 1: Steven Gerrard
Centre midfield 2: Ronaldinho
Right midfield: Kaka

Forward: Torres (forget his first name, from Liverpool)
Forward: Didier Drogba

Mostly premier league players there. I tried to be as mutual as possible, being a Manchester United supporter



Peter Smeichel would pawn Zoffs ass everyday!

My setup would be a little different than your's.


Players:

GK-Volkan (Fenerbahce)

CB-Chivu (Inter)
CB-Heitinga (Ajax)
SB-Maxwell (Inter)
SB-Hamit Altintop (Bayern München)

SMF-Nihat Kavehci (Villareal I think)
SMF-Emre Belozoglu (Newcastle)
AMF-Basturk (Hertha Berlin I think)

WF-Martins (Newcastle)
SS-Halil Altintop (Shalke 04)
CF-Edinson Cavani (Palermo) or Amanatidis (Frankfrurt) or Gekas (Larisa)

Bench:

GK-Fabián Carini (Real Murcia)

CB-Diego Lugano (Fenerbahce)
CB-Marco Andre Zoro (Benfica)
SB-Hossein Kabi (Persepolis FC, don't make fun of me)
SB-Anthony Vanden Borre (Genoa I think)


SMF-Cristian Rodriguez (Benfica)
SMF-Mohammed Abdulwahed (Lierse SK)
AMF-Alvaro Recoba (Torino) (he is the man )
AMF-Arda Turan (Galatasaray)

WF-Nani (Manchester United. Rare, he is the only player I like from that team)
SS-Radamel Falcao Garcia (River Plate)
CF-Hakan Sukur (Galatasaray)
CF-Necati Ates (Istambul Buyuksehir Beleyidespor)

I would have added Rogerio Ceni and Marcos Assuncao, they rock.....
I forgot some others of my favourites (or ones I like)...
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i thought this was about american football considering this is an american site! i win!


This is a Russian site, where American football is irrelevant and they play real football there.

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#29
GK - Mark Shwarzer (gotta have 1 aus)

LB-Zambrotta
CB- John Terry
CB- Rio Ferdinand
RB- Cannavaro

LW- Kaka (or a fit Harry Kewell)
CM- Fabregas
CM- Steven Gerrard
RW- Christiano Ronaldo

FW- Fernando Torres
ST- Wayne Rooney
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#30
Van Der Sar (GK)


Alan Hutton (RB) Rio (CB) Toure (CB) Evra(LB)


Scholes (CM) De Rossi(CM)
C.Ronaldo (RW) Messi(LW

Rooney(SS)

Torres(CF)


yep pretty much all premier league

but only because it is the best league in the world, and all the players require great strength and pace
#32
GK: Zack Wylde

RB: Richie Blackmore
CB: Sting
CB: Jim Morrison
LB: Brian May

RW: Yngwie Malmsteen
CM: Mick Jagger
AM: Ace Frehley
LW: John Petrucci

SS: Joe Satriani
CF: James Hetfield

#33
GK: Me

DF: Me
DF: Me
DF: Me
DF: Me

MF: Me
MF: Me
MF: Me
MF: Me

FW: Me
FW: Me
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#34
Wow, I'm amazed how many think that Hutton is worthy Great stuff

Anyways, here's mine


GK:Edwin Van Der Sar
RB:Francois Clerc
CB:Rio Ferdinand
CB:John Terry
LB:Patrice Evra
RM:Cristiano Ronaldo
CM:Kaka
CM:Cesc Fabregas
LM:Nani
CF:Wayne Rooney
ST:Fernando Torres

Hmm, United bias perhaps?
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GK: Zack Wylde

RB: Richie Blackmore
CB: Sting
CB: Jim Morrison
LB: Brian May

RW: Yngwie Malmsteen
CM: Mick Jagger
AM: Ace Frehley
LW: John Petrucci

SS: Joe Satriani
CF: James Hetfield



Sting as a CB? I'd surely have the monster that is Lemmy there!
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you mean russian site?

You win.
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#38
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Van Der Sar (GK)


Alan Hutton (RB) Rio (CB) Toure (CB) Evra(LB)


Scholes (CM) De Rossi(CM)
C.Ronaldo (RW) Messi(LW

Rooney(SS)

Torres(CF)


yep pretty much all premier league

but only because it is the best league in the world, and all the players require great strength and pace


Great strength??? please enlighten me as to which prem players have great strength
#39
GK - Artur Boruc
CB - Jamie Carragher
CB - Stephen McManus
CB - Rio Ferdinand
DM - Javier Maschareno
RM - Rosicky
CM - Gerrard
CM - Kaka
LM - Shunsuke Nakamura
ST - Andrey Arshavin
ST - Fernando Torres

Oh yeah
Not biased at all >_>
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GK: Zack Wylde

RB: Richie Blackmore
CB: Sting
CB: Jim Morrison
LB: Brian May

RW: Yngwie Malmsteen
CM: Mick Jagger
AM: Ace Frehley
LW: John Petrucci

SS: Joe Satriani
CF: James Hetfield


Ha that's a team I'd love to see
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