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i woke up one day and realised she was gone
i never saw her again but she left me her apartment
it had 2.5 baths and a kitchen smelt like chicken

I had her apartment one that was in my glove compartment
i gave her oral she discussed my morals
ohh yeah she gave me her apartment
like a midget on his toes at a urinal
she gave me her apartment

I was lonely with out her in it
but this is only the beginning for she gave me her apartment
the one that was in my glove compartment
smelt like chicken had a fetching kitchen
looked like michael but had a rainbow
toilet smelt of badger but i didnt care for
i had her apartment.