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#1
Hay, guys, have any of you tried to masturbate to a drawing that you drew yourself? I tried to draw a girl with tits and everything:



But I didn't even pop a boner. Is it possible to wank to a drawing that you drew yourself? What did they do before the collection of porn and misinformation we call the internet was invented?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#4
Well, before that, they mostly just used prostitutes instead of rubbing it off.
Although the Greeks were fond of buggering small boys as well.
#7
You should go to a doctor, who couldn't get a boner over that?
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#8
What is this world going to........
>_>

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*shakes head and does another attempt to leave the pit*
#10
wow, that is, um, interesting. are those olives btw?

but i would imagine that people who didn't have internet pr0n used print pr0n.
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#11


"with tits and everything"

how old are you? 12?
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#12
Oh my god.. You have no idea how hard I laughed at this thread..
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#13
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that is........the most beutiful thing i have ever seen
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#14
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that is........the most beutiful thing i have ever seen


Well *blush*, I try.
#15
Back in the 1800's (correct me if I'm wrong :p) if you saw an ankle it could be considered porn. Must have been great fun.

"Did you see that girls up-shoe? I saw her shin!"
"Duuuude you perv!"
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#16
lol.

That made me piss myself with laughter!
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#17
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Well, before that, they mostly just used prostitutes instead of rubbing it off.
Although the Greeks were fond of buggering small boys as well.



mostly the Athenians
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#21
Well don't you guys know that Greek myth, the one where the sculptor makes a statue of a perfect woman and then falls in love with it? We read it in Latin class last year.

EDIT: His name is Pygmalion
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#22
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Back in the 1800's (correct me if I'm wrong :p) if you saw an ankle it could be considered porn. Must have been great fun.

"Did you see that girls up-shoe? I saw her shin!"
"Duuuude you perv!"

Haha, sigged.
#23
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Well don't you guys know that Greek myth, the one where the sculptor makes a statue of a perfect woman and then falls in love with it? We read it in Latin class last year.

EDIT: His name is Pygmalion


I wrote a song about the perfect woman once, and I fell in love with her. Not only did I fall in love with her, I fell in love with the music that surrounded her..

Eventually I had to be placed in the hospital because I had 'the crazies.'
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#24
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What did they do before the collection of porn and misinformation we call the internet was invented?


they rubbed icey hot all over themselves
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#25
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mostly the Athenians

The Spartans were into it as well. TBH, it was pretty widespread throughout the world at that time, the younger partner taking it as a sign of submission to the older man, which was commonly a 'perk' of being a teacher.
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#26
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Well don't you guys know that Greek myth, the one where the sculptor makes a statue of a perfect woman and then falls in love with it? We read it in Latin class last year.

Yeah, I thought about that right after I started this thread. Every time I see a statue of a naked woman in a park, her boobs are more worn than the rest of the statue.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#28
HAHAHAHA!! Genius!! You get the first laugh of the day from me.
Does anyone know the song that goes: ba ba bah, ba ba buh, bu ba bum, ba ba bah, ba bu buh, bu bu bum, bu ba bu bu bum baam?
#29
Back when I played Pokemon G/S/C on emulators, I often take a screenshot of the female opponents then modify them on paint to make them naked.
#30
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Back when I played Pokemon G/S/C on emulators, I often take a screenshot of the female opponents then modify them on paint to make them naked.


I traced the models in the bra's and underwear section of the Sears magazine.
#31
STOP KILLING MY PENIS!!!


But seriously, some of Salvador Dali's work can cause reverse erections...
#32
It's a little known fact that the rise in print porn was actually due to the rise of cubism, and the fall in popularity of anatomically accurate smutty art.
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Yeah, I thought about that right after I started this thread. Every time I see a statue of a naked woman in a park, her boobs are more worn than the rest of the statue.

i noticed that as well lol. theres one near our college (its near to a really large river...leading to the sea.) looking out over the river. we just joked that it was waiting for more seman to visit :P
#37
this is how we know when the world ends, people will be fap to stupid drawings of stick figures with boobs
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#38
Dude, I wank off to my own drawings all the time. Like, one time, I drew this chick with boobs bigger than her body, and I got such a boner it was so cool. But then I started to yank on my penis, like my buddies told me, and some white stuff came out.

Is this normal?
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#39
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Dude, I wank off to my own drawings all the time. Like, one time, I drew this chick with boobs bigger than her body, and I got such a boner it was so cool. But then I started to yank on my penis, like my buddies told me, and some white stuff came out.

Is this normal?


Usually it's supposed to be purple, no?
#40
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Dude, I wank off to my own drawings all the time. Like, one time, I drew this chick with boobs bigger than her body, and I got such a boner it was so cool. But then I started to yank on my penis, like my buddies told me, and some white stuff came out.

Is this normal?

Did it feel like a sneeze, only better?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
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