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#1
so i had this dream last night...


it starts off with my brother and i in this abandoned mental hospital sleeping in one of the rooms on beds for some reason.

so as the night goes on, i start hearing noises. the door to our room is made of glass, and i look out of it and i see this girl with long black hair, covering her face. she's wearing a white dress and looks like she's been beaten severely.

so then she stops, turns toward my room and starts banging on the door. i wake my brother to show him what's going on, and he just tells me that the door is locked and i should go back to sleep. ?????

so next, she gives up on the door and walks away.

just as i think we're in the clear, she comes back again and throws herself against the door, breaking it and falling into the room on the ground in front of me.

so she gets up, my brother and i are in awe, looking at each other then back at her.
she steps towards me, and reaches of for my neck.

you know when sometimes you're in trouble in a dream, but you can't do anything about it? yeah, so my arms aren't working for some reason.

she grabs my neck and pulls me to her, face to face. her breath is so cold that i feel like it's below zero temperature. i can see heaven and hell in her eyes.

i will edit my post and add the ending if you guys are interested. sorry if nobody cares lol this was just an awesome dream.
#5
Last night I had a dream that my friend was living with us and we left him here so I came back to the house to get him to take him to school, I walk in he's in a costume.
He had a giant ballsack on his chest, and a penis that was like 5 feet long that ended in a FOOT. So I've thusly named it the weiner foot dream.
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I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#9
In your next dream, be prepared to have incredible secks with the girl. lulz aidz


No, aids isnt funny but the fact that youl get it from a ghost in a mental hospital through a dream is kinda funny.
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#11
My dreams are always like a week long.

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#12
last night i had this dream. there was a poster and it was about a competition to win an electric guitar (forgot what brand). well to enter you had to send to them a comb. there was also a picture of a comb and an envelope to show how to send it.

what the heck does that mean eh?
#14
yeah it was a really scary dream. i woke up almost in tear, but i immediately said ****ING COOL
#16
well a few more people need to ask, i'm not writing out a whole other part for no reason.
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and yes, i know i'm acting like an attention *****
#18
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well a few more people need to ask, i'm not writing out a whole other part for no reason.
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and yes, i know i'm acting like an attention *****



Well, not many people are going to ask about the ending.

They're going to ask dumb **** like if your pants were sticky when you woke up.


Isn't that right Twist of Fate?
#20
lol i hate the pit. basically no intelligent discussions, all icy, barrel rolls and jerking off all day.
#22
You might want to seek help from insideac

He has experience in abandoned mental hospitals.
#24
Please post the ending. I beg you.

EDIT:
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What is the whole icy-hot thing about?
#25
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Yeaaah

but 45 day bans mess with you. 45 days without making a semi entertaining post. I forget I can actually post again


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any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#26
That night we laid on the floor of the desert.

And as I couldn't sleep, I had this dream.

There was a man in a black car, with a man in the backseat, and I woke up in a cold sweat, with her lying next to me.


A cookie to whoever can tell me where that's from.


Makes me wish I actually had dreams.....
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#27
post the ending!
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#29
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Yeaaah

but 45 day bans mess with you. 45 days without making a semi entertaining post. I forget I can actually post again



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#30
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Please post the ending. I beg you.

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What is the whole icy-hot thing about?

A guy took viagra instead of nyquill and had a boner for like 12 hours and asked the pit what to do. Everyone said "Put icy hot on it" and everyone started using it.
#32
i'm going to go to sleep for awhile, got futbol tryouts tomorrow. i'll post the ending in a little when i wake up. maybe i will have had another terrible dream.

in the mean time maybe post what you think happens? idk
#33
well, write the dream ending down or at least summarize it (not on UG) so you don't forget it? A'ight?
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#34
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A guy took viagra instead of nyquill and had a boner for like 12 hours and asked the pit what to do. Everyone said "Put icy hot on it" and everyone started using it.


That was pretty epic...until it was found out that it was all faked : /
I was banned then and watched it all haha.
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any day I can help a fellow UG'er with buttcrack issues is a good day to me. Which means today is excellent.

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That's wierd.

I woke up this morning and some bastard had wrapped his fucking swimming pool around my tree.
#35
DUDE YOU FOOL
I want to know about this dream...
For some reason im like really into it :p
NOW EDIT NOW
#36
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i'm going to go to sleep for awhile, got futbol tryouts tomorrow. i'll post the ending in a little when i wake up. maybe i will have had another terrible dream.

in the mean time maybe post what you think happens? idk



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