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#1
God I hope so. Well, a friend of a friend who is in the entertainment industry says that Jake is a bonafide fag. So with high hopes, I searched the internets in hopes of confirming this wonderful idea that someone as hot and famous as Jake Gyllenhaal could be gay.

Well...I can't say it is 'confirmed' but as far as gossip news goes it is pretty much a fact. Some are calling it the worst kept secret in Hollywood.

Apparently he and his boyfriend are expecting a baby through a surrogate, and a while ago they were arrested for ****ing in an SUV behind a Chinese restaurant.

Ain't life grand?!

I wish he's just come out though. Gay role models are scarce. And one as cool as Jake Gyllenaal would have been amazing.

http://jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com/2007/08/jake-gyllenhaal-gay.html
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someone as hot and famous as Jake Gyllenhaal could be gay.

r u gay? u think hes hot
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#7
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Well...I can't say it is 'confirmed' but as far as gossip news goes it is pretty much a fact. Some are calling it the worst kept secret in Hollywood.

In other words, it's false.

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#10
Yeah I agree, one of the few actors I don't hate. Donnie Darko was a sweet show, as mentioned above. And I don't think he is, hasn't he done basically every famous chick in Hollywood? Could be a bi. But to wrap things up: yes, who really cares? Gay or not he's a pretty good actor.
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Yeah I agree, one of the few actors I don't hate. Donnie Darko was a sweet show, as mentioned above. And I don't think he is, hasn't he done basically every famous chick in Hollywood? Could be a bi. But to wrap things up: yes, who really cares? Gay or not he's a pretty good actor.

+1. well put.
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r u gay? u think hes hot

A bit slow are we?
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Who cares. As long as he doesn't rape dogs and/or children who gives a rat's a$s about his sexual preferences? Unless Dorkus secretly wants to get in his pants.

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#16
Neil Patrick Harris is gay. i like him alot in How I Met your Mother. ... thats not the point tho...
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haha snl was sweet last week
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#21
i think he's great gay or straight
i have never heard this before
i looked at his wiki page it turns out he dated jenny lewis from rilo kiley witch is cool
i wonder what would happen if he did come out
#22
Reading both of those articles, it's clearing ridiculous Hollywood rumors.

Sorry to crush your dreams, Dorkus. Gyllenhaal remains straight.
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Who cares. As long as he doesn't rape dogs and/or children who gives a rat's a$s about his sexual preferences? Unless Dorkus secretly wants to get in his pants.



Well...anyway. To all the nay sayers who make a point to ask "Who cares?"

I DO!

It is important to have gay role models in the public eye. Someone as famous as Jake would be great for all the closet queers. It would have given them some more sense of normalcy. PLUS! He is uber mega hot and I want in his pants!
#24
he might be
wasn't there a rumor he was dating natalie portman a while back? i mean if i were i would want that public to know that, but it seemed to be constantly squashed.

and good for him if he is gay.
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Reading both of those articles, it's clearing ridiculous Hollywood rumors.

Sorry to crush your dreams, Dorkus. Gyllenhaal remains straight.

Pffft, you can't crush the dreams of a gay man with stars in his eyes. I'm willing to overlook any and all evidence that might suggest he is straight, and that these are only rumors. It has made my day. So what if it isn't true?!
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^ Aww, you miss Constantine. He insulted my fashion taste.
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stop knocking him and who cares?
He was Donnie Darko man that makes him bonnified bad ass no matter what


On the other hand he also played a part in Brokeback Mountain, I think that negates Darko.
#29
^ Even so, he wasn't much of a badass in Donnie Darko. :\
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#30
Ok, so call me slow or stupid, I dont care, but does Dorkus like teh pen0rz? (seriously)
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Even if he is, you ain't gonna score with him.
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#32
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Ok, so call me slow or stupid, I dont care, but does Dorkus like teh pen0rz? (seriously)


Obviously you do care. Just look at his user title.
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#33
I want him to stay straight, it's alright for a straight man (me) to find another straight man attractive, but If he is gay I think I may have to start worrying
#34
even if he was gay, your odds of being able to f*ck him are slim and none.

and i have a friend who kinda looks like him (people say he does, i dont see it) but he isnt gay and he probably cant act. good bass player though...

would you settle for Jake being a bass player? does he have to be gay?


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#36
thats why Heath was on top
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who cares


+1

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r u gay? u think hes hot


you're kidding right?
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