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#1
OK, so theres this E-MILF (Expecting mom I'd like to ****). At my work. I think I have a good chance (about 95 percent) of ****ing her tommorow. So I've got two questions.
1. Would It harm the baby? (She looks to be 4 or 5 months pregnant)
2. Could I still get her pregnant?
I think I allready know the answer to question two, but you can't be to sure with these things.
By the way I know most of you would say wanting to **** a pregnant woman is sick. But If you saw here you would change your minds.
#3
Jeez...
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#5
Imagine that... a pregnant woman getting pregnant WHILE she's pregnant. That's confusing to think about. I doubt it, but then again I really wouldn't have a clue.
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#7
Have you seen Knocked Up? Lol.....
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lol knocked up
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#11
What if you killed the baby?

That's why I'm asking. If it would harm the baby in any way I wouldn't do it.
#12
if your **** is long enough
it will stab the baby's head and kill it
if u had one of them German hat condoms
otherwise you'd be repeatedly beating its head softly with a soft bat
#14
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if your **** is long enough
it will stab the baby's head and kill it
if u had one of them German hat condoms
otherwise you'd be repeatedly beating its head softly with a soft bat

hahahaha oh that craked me up
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When the baby is 10 years old and finally asks mommy why is there a dent on the top of his head, who is there to blame?
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#17
I can just picture the baby seeing the **** flying right in his face... but then again, judging by your profile your only a few months older than me. And I know i'd probably rail a pregnant chick, if she's hot, and i know you can't get a chick pregnant while she's pregnant already. the body stops menstrating hence the whole 'late' thing she doesn't have a period the entire time she's pregnant.
#18
No it wont hurt the baby and it can get her pregnant.

No, I haven't done a pregnant women before, I just read Snopes a lot.


EDIT: sorry for the typo. it cant get her prenant.
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#19
you cant get her pregnant.. cuz her menstrual cycle has stopped because shes pregnant... and i think you can harm the baby =\
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#20
Hit that shit man. She wants it bad.
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#21
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When the baby is 10 years old and finally asks mommy why is there a dent on the top of his head, who is there to blame?


oh this thread is seriously crakin me up
#22
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No it wont hurt the baby and it can get her pregnant.

No, I haven't done a pregnant women before, I just read Snopes a lot.

how the **** would it get her pregnant???
#23
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how the **** would it get her pregnant???



typo i left out my "t"
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#24
mmm prenatal pedophilia=lulz
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#25
lol no u cant get her pregnant, and nah it wont harm the baby in any way. but yeah ive known some girls that were 5 months pregnant, and werent even showing yet, and well they were still hot...and still are after havin the kids, but would i have ****ed them?....eh no lol

but go for it if u really want to.
#26
if you do it will scar the baby psychologically. seeing the penis enter the woman inside will cause severe psychological trauma
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#27
If you do it, she's gonna drag you to the Maury show after the baby's born and call you the father. You will then be booed by the entire crowd.
#29
OK, weve established I can't knock her up. But still will it hurt the baby? If somebody could give me an answer, and tell me how they know that answer. It would be much appreicated.
#30
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If you do it, she's gonna drag you to the Maury show after the baby's born and call you the father. You will then be booed by the entire crowd.

rofl.

sex til the third trimester (6months and onward = no more, but honestly who would)

i'd probably be gentle though.
#31
haha threadstarter... I've been in your situation before... but I didn't do it lol. I think you should post a picture of her.
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When the baby is 10 years old and finally asks mommy why is there a dent on the top of his head, who is there to blame?



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#35
you definately won't get her pregnant, and I heard somewhere that sex is a way to help push a woman into labour when shes past her due date, so it can't be harmful..

but remember WEAR A CONDOM, you wouldn't want to drown the poor child
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#36
sex is a way to help push a woman into labour when shes past her due date, so it can't be harmful..

That's all I needed to hear! I'm going on the ride of my life tommorow.
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If all the places to go on the internet for help...you came to the pit..........bravo...

do you have an indent in your head?
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#38
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OK, so theres this E-MILF (Expecting mom I'd like to ****). At my work. I think I have a good chance (about 95 percent) of ****ing her tommorow. So I've got two questions.
1. Would It harm the baby? (She looks to be 4 or 5 months pregnant)
2. Could I still get her pregnant?


Answers:

1) no, but no rough sex. NO ROUGH SEX

2) hell no.

how do i know? i'm *this* close to getting my MD.
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#39
lol this reminds me of knocked up


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