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#6
LMAO


I have smoked ever since infant school



Mrs Langley insists she's never suffered because of the habit as she "has never inhaled".



Old people...



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#9
She says it helped calm the nerves, but she never inhales? How does she work that out?
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#12
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The sad thing is that she's counted how many cigarettes she's smoked.



She smokes 5 everyday... It doesn't take a genius to work out how many she has smoke since first started...



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#13
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She smokes 5 everyday... It doesn't take a genius to work out how many she has smoke since first started...


1+2=banana?
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#14
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1+2=banana?


No, but lim x->infinity of 3^x = eraser shavings.
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#16
Maybe I should smoke eccesivley....then I'd look and act like keith richards and still be rocking out at 70 odd
#17
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She smokes 5 everyday... It doesn't take a genius to work out how many she has smoke since first started...


And I suppose she remembers the exact date she started, smoked 5 that day and has done exactly the same every day for 93 years?

And how the 170,000th coincidentally falls on her 100th birthday?

Somehow seems quite unlikely.
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#18
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I would hit it.


That would probably kill her.
#20
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That would probably kill her.


Who cares, it's not like orifice is going to disappear.
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#21
ew she was almost 30 years older than her husband
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#22
lol read again:

She has outlived a husband, Robert, and son, Donald, who died two years ago aged 72.

It's the SON who was 30 years younger
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#23
its not 170,000th, face it. Maybe near 170,000th but not exactly 170,000th.

oh yeah, and happy birthday to the undead
#26
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#27
She never took it back?
Wow.
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#28
Daily Mail

Nuff said.
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#29
To put an end to the "she can't have smoked 170,000 and the last one just happened to fall on her 100th birthday" thing, 5 a day for 93 years (assuming she started on her 7th birthday to make 93 complete years) would equal 169,725 cigarettes, so it's close enough unless she had 6 in a day once every couple of years.
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#30
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To put an end to the "she can't have smoked 170,000 and the last one just happened to fall on her 100th birthday" thing, 5 a day for 93 years (assuming she started on her 7th birthday to make 93 complete years) would equal 169,725 cigarettes, so it's close enough unless she had 6 in a day once every couple of years.

Don't forget leap year
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#31
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I would hit it.

Dude ur gross
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#32
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She smokes 5 everyday... It doesn't take a genius to work out how many she has smoke since first started...


5 a day??? And she's 100?

She should buy five lottery tickets a day...
#33
"An iron-lunged pensioner" ...... "has never inhaled".

hmm never inhaled and iron lungs?
And smoking during the wars calmed her..well if you dont inhale then your not taking any smoke into your lungs where you would catch a buzz and calm yourself. This Editor is retarded.
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#34
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"An iron-lunged pensioner" ...... "has never inhaled".

hmm never inhaled and iron lungs?
And smoking during the wars calmed her..well if you dont inhale then your not taking any smoke into your lungs where you would catch a buzz and calm yourself. This Editor is retarded.


Well I think some of the nicotine is absorbed through the lining in your mouth.

It still wouldn't be a strong buzz.
#35
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See people, this proves, smoking prolongs your life.


Damn, I just quit Friday after 9 years.

I don't care, I love being able to smell and taste again
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#36
man go her, shows that no matter what, people will still smoke.

but thats crazy how much older she is than her husband o.o
#37
I wonder if she hadn't smoked, how much money she would have kept instead? Probably a ****load
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#38
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And I suppose she remembers the exact date she started, smoked 5 that day and has done exactly the same every day for 93 years?

And how the 170,000th coincidentally falls on her 100th birthday?

Somehow seems quite unlikely.


Yeah

That's the Daily Mail for you.
#39
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True. Also:

100 - 74 = Difference in age between her and her husband.



I can't beleive none of you guys even bothered to divide by zero. Am I on UG?
#40
Man, you guys keep bringing back up that hot granny and I keep poppin one. Staaaap please.
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