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#1
I came up with this because I did the coke and mentos rocket during lunch today, it worked, but I got in detention
#2
I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to school.
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#5
I once called a nun a \/\/hore while on the bus (she was a bitch).
I was caught
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#6
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I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to school.



aw that's awesome
#7
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I once called a nun a \/\/hore while on the bus (she was a bitch).
I was caught
It made me laugh that you censored it, and then you just said it right after.
#8
We used to make large rubberband cannons and shoot out ceiling tiles with 6 peices of paper folded into death bombs.. Haha, the study hall teacher was a huge guy and always yelled. I always said "idunno man, they just started falling!"
#9
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It made me laugh that you censored it, and then you just said it right after.



I didn't know ***** was censored.
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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
#10
put toilet paper on the seat and pee on it so it sticks and when the janitor goes to clean he has a surprise
#11
I had sex with my teacher once. He said it was pretty good, too.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#12
Well i lit on fire a garbage can and burn a book in the bathroom
Rawr!
#14
Im going to order a pizza for it now... lmao
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#15
not really school but school related, I was at a jazz festival and some saxophonist judicator told me that my comping was pathetic and that, because of my "jah-jah-jah" comping style (his actually words), I would never, ever be a successful musician. He also criticized me for not working well with the pianist. There was no pianist in the group.

He said "I'm just here to help, if you don't need me to help you, then theres the door."

I put on my jacket, unplugged my guitar, grabbed the SCHOOLS AMP (it was not mine, it was the amp for his music program), and walked out. I then placed the amp outside his office later that day, with a sign of a drawn middle finger taped onto it.
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#16
Eh, it's not particularly "wild" but I always fained cursing out loud during class, unceremoniously blurting "****!" "*****!" "Bitch!" whilst the teacher was teaching. He never figured out who it was. I was eight at the time.
#17
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I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to school.


ha my school lets us do that. cause some people dont have lunch. everyone piches in some money. well at least the nice teachers let you.
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#18
me n my friend during class were throwing a orange back and forth for fun when the teacher turned around to right on the board but in middle of 1 throw it slipt a little and i hit her in the back with it.. 3 day detention hillarious tho whole classed laughed for rest of the class
#19
on the last day of 7th grade, my frined was dared my other friend to jump the fence and tag the nearest building in an apartment complex next to our school. and i was like awesome, ill go too. so we jump the fence and tag the building, but this prick tells on us and so we gotta hide behind these trees. the teacher figured after a while that the kid was lying and left. so we come running back to our friends, so exited that we got away with it. and then a custodian comes around the corner and hes like what the hell are you doing. on the bright side though, after spending all day in ISS together, me and him were like really good friends next year.

and earlier that year, me and my best frined would get bored in the morning before class. so we would sneak out of the gym where we would have to wait in the morning and run the track. sometimes sixth graders would come watch us, cause to them this was so cool and rebellious. anyway, this one time we had a bunch of sixth graders and our frineds watching us, as me, my best friend, and my other friend who i would later jump the fence with ran the track. of course, the staff noticed this many kids sneaking outside, so they waited with the kids. when we got back, we got refferals, but we also got an applause, even from one of the staff members.

now im in ninth grade it sucks. all my frineds who i would do stuff with are in IB. i miss 7th grade.
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#20
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I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to school.


Heh, me and my friends did that and had it delivered to our Science teacher.


Me and friends skipped class and rode the unlocked bikes around school.


During saturday detention we rode the golf carts the police officer drives around the school (luckily, we didn't get caught.)
#21
One time, I got up in the middle of French class and did the worm.

Another time, I got a ton of people together, and on the count of three, we all sang/shouted "Stroke me, stroke me!" The entire caffeteria went silent.

And one time, in the middle of class, my friend yelled out "IT'S SO.....THICK!!"
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#23
jerked it.


True story, a kid, lets call him bob, jerked it in class under his coat. Teacher asks him to stand up, coat falls off. Bob's erect genitals are now exposed. Everyone laughs. Bob moves to indiana for 2 years. Bob comes back. Everybody still remembers Bob. Bob is sad.

I'm not bob by the way.
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#24
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jerked it.


True story, a kid, lets call him bob, jerked it in class under his coat. Teacher asks him to stand up, coat falls off. Bob's erect genitals are now exposed. Everyone laughs. Bob moves to indiana for 2 years. Bob comes back. Everybody still remembers Bob. Bob is sad.

I'm not bob by the way.

thats the best one so far.
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#25
Ahh. Junior high... me and a mate found our way into the ceilings. Twice.

MOREDIT:

Oh. And jumped off a lot of stuff, and peed off a lot of stuff.
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#27
i wrote on my desk like the edge facing me between the top aprt and the bottom part. i wrote just words like die or somethign lol i dono wat i wa sthikning. then i saw a bunch of anime faces already drewn so i wrote stop ****in drawing anime. but i dont' think anyone read it. usually the craziest thing i do is not do homework. and i gotta say it's not so fulfilling as it used to be. nowadays it's like everyone's doing it and so it's not funny anymoer to be irresponsible. this year the craziest thing i'm gonna try to do is get the highest grades and show all those nerds that i'm one of them even though i'm so cool, i don' t have any friends at home. then htey'll gladly accept me as one of them and let me join the web design club.
#28
pee in bottles and put them in people lockers
and i took someones lock. and still have it from last year


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#29
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jerked it.


True story, a kid, lets call him bob, jerked it in class under his coat. Teacher asks him to stand up, coat falls off. Bob's erect genitals are now exposed. Everyone laughs. Bob moves to indiana for 2 years. Bob comes back. Everybody still remembers Bob. Bob is sad.

I'm not bob by the way.


yes you are.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


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#32
I yelled "DONGS!" in art class.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#33
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i wrote on my desk like the edge facing me between the top aprt and the bottom part. i wrote just words like die or somethign lol i dono wat i wa sthikning. then i saw a bunch of anime faces already drewn so i wrote stop ****in drawing anime. but i dont' think anyone read it. usually the craziest thing i do is not do homework. and i gotta say it's not so fulfilling as it used to be. nowadays it's like everyone's doing it and so it's not funny anymoer to be irresponsible. this year the craziest thing i'm gonna try to do is get the highest grades and show all those nerds that i'm one of them even though i'm so cool, i don' t have any friends at home. then htey'll gladly accept me as one of them and let me join the web design club.

Was that... supposed to be funny?

Anyways I would always piss off my bus driver so he would pull over and start yelling.
Not too crazy.
#34
Craziest thing? I guess getting caught making out in the commons at our highschool, (this was last year). We got yelled at, but thats it.
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#35
I didn't do it but in Grade 7 my friend scooped some snow out from the window sill and threw it at the teacher .. wow he tripped.
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#36
Two of my friends got caught making out in the "Make Out Room" which is the room above the stage that has a couch.
They got two days of I.S.S.
Peace, Love, Empathy.
#37
Um a couple of snowball fights back in middle school.

I got kicked out of my chem class for being jewish last year.

Took ecstasy

I got my chem teacher to physically fight one of my friends during class. I got my friend to mock punch him, and my teacher flipped. Like he wasn't angry but he wanted to teach my friend a lesson, so he put him in a full nelson and slammed him into a trash can. When the trash can was completely bent in by my friends head and shoulder, I thought he was seriously injured. So I stopped it, walked up to the trash can, realized it was plastic and bent it back, then I sat back down and said "as you were"

hmm... what else..

I came to physics class late every day except for the last day of school, when I showed up 10 minutes early.

I saw this really emo kid earlier today (he is a freshman, I am a senior) and I was sitting with my friends and did the *cough cough* emo bitch *cough cough* thing. He just sort of turned and ran away... I sort of felt bad for a second.

Hmmm... What else... One of the teachers lit a cigarette for me on a field trip. Then we spent the next 10 minutes in a heart to heart discussion about why I should smoke a pipe instead of cigarettes like he does.
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#38
brought porno in a flashdrive, but i didnt want to look at the porn just wanted to upload my music into a computer but teacher took it away opened it and saw the porno(not the smartest thing to put porno in your flashdrive kids)

used a stink bomb in the cafeteria
#39
it's not that great, but it's sorta funny. at least i thought it was. after gym class one day in school, my friends and i were hanging out in english class and the teacher was standing in the hall. he always would stand out there before class. so there's this massive fishtank/pond thing in the back. i ran back there and stuck my head in the pool and tried to catch one of the fish. needless to say i didn't. i pulled my head out and whiped it off on my gym shirt. my teacher comes in and is like why is your head all wet? so, i was "i just got back from gym." and he bought it
#40
ordered pizza to my english class and twas good
came high for field trips
**** with teachers every chance we get
pretty much trash the school
zip tie each others lockers
our freshman year we had a huge hide and seek tag game goin on thru the whole school
me and one of my buddies skipped half a day everyday for the last month of school last year but just walked around school instead of leaving
had a huge HALO party goin on on our schools network throughout the whole school 2 or 3 times
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