#3
I got him a new hip and some Smucker's Jam.
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Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
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I don't know why I laughed when I read the title.

same
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#5
i got him a pair of new socks
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#8
Yeah, he looks 923. As if he could be Keith Richards grandfather.
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#11
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Yeah, he looks 923. As if he could be Keith Richards grandfather.


Really? I never would have even guessed him to be 74, he looks quite younger than to me for whatever reason.

I don't really care for the man's television things, but he doesn't look half bad for his age (last time I checked, at least).
#12
i got him a coupon for the services of a Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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#15
Really? It's also Michael Jackson's birthday and no one made a thread for him..

Poor Michael.
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#16
alright, time for the cheeseman to make threadstarter feel useless. Regis Francis Xavier Philbin (born August 25, 1931), thanks to wiki, hes 76 and his birthday was 4, almost 5 days ago.
#17
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I don't know why I laughed when I read the title.
heh heh. neither do i.


but seriously; why won't he just die?

..oh, and I get him a box of Depends.
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#18
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alright, time for the cheeseman to make threadstarter feel useless. Regis Francis Xavier Philbin (born August 25, 1931), thanks to wiki, hes 76 and his birthday was 4, almost 5 days ago.


hahahah Are you serious?

I saw it on the news today...or maybe it was a re-run of The Soup.

Either way, I can't believe his middle name is Xavier.
#19
I practically grew up watching his morning show in the summers. Yes, I know how pathetic that sounds.

But anyways, I can't believe that he's 76. Wow, that's like how old my grandpa is. Regis looks like he's 50.
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