#1
What would cause Vitamin Water to make me have to poop? I was wondering if this happens to anyone else? The only thing that I would think of is that I'm lactose intolerant, but there wouldn't be lactose in it... would there?

Just wondering if this happens to anyone else.

Thanks
#2
what the hell? sorry i cant say this has ever happened to me. i dont get the effects of the "focus" or "energy" or any of that advertised crap, it just taste good. however at the subshop i work in they say eyedrops or sanitation water (like with chems in it or something) even just a drop or 2 can give you the sh1ts if put in food
#3
I think it's just because it tastes like ****. That stuff is nasty.
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#4
I though this thread wuz supposed to mean that vitamin water tasted like sh it then i would have agreed
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#5
it shouldn't... do you smoke while drinking vitamin water? because cigarettes can work as laxatives sometimes.






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#6
I'm not sure why, but the thread title made me lol.

Vitamin Water=win
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#10
Thats a good question..Gatorade did the same thing to us in IRaq...

apparently..these sports drinks have added minerals that you lose
when you sweat profusely. According to your diet..if you drink too much
your body will over-dose on minerals and the only way for your body
to get rid of it is diarrhea.
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#12
Vitamin Water tastes pretty good, but it not good for you, has tons of sugar in it.
#13
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it shouldn't... do you smoke while drinking vitamin water? because cigarettes can work as laxatives sometimes.

I knew it! I ALWAYS need to take a **** after I smoke, ALWAYS. I thought it was just that I relaxed.
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#14
^ well it basically is, for some reason cigarettes relax your muscles, including your asshole.






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#15
I think the sweating theory is correct, I drank the big bottle of vitamin water at work one day and was sweating balls. I started to feel really sick but it wore off after about an hour.
#17
I'm not a big fan of it myself, but I've had it before and experienced no irregular bowel movements.
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#18
Rebirah I don't know if you ever got an answer but I too seeked for this answer. 9 years later and with better internet than 2007....well this is what I found.......
Erythritol is a sugar alcohol, but it’s typically tolerated better than other sugar alcohols. These types of sweeteners may cause digestive side effects like diarrhea, gas, and bloating when consumed in large quantities. If you are sensitive to sugar alcohols or have chronic stomach issues such as irritable bowel syndrome, talk to your doctor before trying vitaminwater zero blends that are sweetened with erythritol
#19
artificial sugars can be laxative, vitamin water is loaded with them.

edit: damn it.
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