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#1
yeah shes liek 15 and i just turend 16 and she likes me but i dont know what to thin k
#2
Have sex with her
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#5
Thats more like an eighthead.
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#8
got any good reason NOT to go for it?
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#11
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She looks younger then 15.


an even better reason to hit it...
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#12
not that hot, but whatever.






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#13
Up to you, it's your life.

Advice: Don't ask the pit [unless it's relationship issues (relationship thread)] for help on these issues.
#14
just STFU and go for it
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#16
If she's taking pictures at that angle, it's a sign of a potential myspace wh*re, if not one already. Proceed with caution.. That is, unless you like myspace wh*res. I'm not one to judge :P
#17
whys she looking up?

give me a whole body picture of her!

she got small eyebrows...


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#19
this is the other girl that likes me and watned to "hang out" tongiht and for some reason she kinda reminds me of vanessa hudgens in this pic idk?
#21
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EDIT: Is that really how you spell 'spoken'?

yes, it is.


and she looks like she could take a d!ick.

if im right, she should pride herself on her dick-taking abilities.


and shes kinda hot.

..kinda.
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#22
Just make sure she doesn't find out you posted her picture in the pit and you're good to go.
#23
so why r u posting these pics of ur friends on the internet?
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#25
if you like her go for it, but its really not cool to post pics of girls when they have no clue your doing it.
#27
Quote by xLoGit3k
this is the other girl that likes me and watned to "hang out" tongiht and for some reason she kinda reminds me of vanessa hudgens in this pic idk?

and that girl is ****ing hot.

WAYYY hotter than the girl the TS is talking about.

the pit is not worthy of her.

edit: wow im retarded. same dude posting both.. but yeah this girl is wayyy hotter so for her instead.

she might have better d!ck-taking abilities
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#29
Second one is hotter. And you're kind of a dick doing this. You probably don't want her to find out lol.
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#30


This thread would embarrass even 4chan!
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#31
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and that girl is ****ing hot.

WAYYY hotter than the girl the TS is talking about.

the pit is not worthy of her.

edit: wow im retarded. same dude posting both.. but yeah this girl is wayyy hotter so for her instead.

she might have better d!ck-taking abilities

that was me im the threadstart and yea i met this girl last night at this thing called choppers its a dance thing like hip hop and stuff so i find the girl on myspace and it turns out she lives like a mile away from me so its cool for me. And she was all over me at the club thing last night too idk what to think
#32
get em both
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#33
Girl Nr 2, unless she's a bitch.
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#35
threesome?
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#36
She looks about 8....

I wouldn't hit it, but you know...
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#37
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that was me im the threadstart and yea i met this girl last night at this thing called choppers its a dance thing like hip hop and stuff so i find the girl on myspace and it turns out she lives like a mile away from me so its cool for me. And she was all over me at the club thing last night too idk what to think

wtf do u mean u dont know what to think?

uhhh heres some things
shes fu cking hot
she was all over you[unles sshes drunk then nvm caus all drunk girls are all over everything]
she lives a mile away
she wants to fu ck you
she wants ur penis in/or around her mouth

DO HER!!!


/superbad quotes for this thread,
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#38
lmao at this thread. You've just supplied child porn to hundreds if not thousands of pedofiles out there.
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#39
how is this porn? you get a lil bit of clevage but thats it
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#40
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lmao at this thread. You've just supplied child porn to hundreds if not thousands of pedofiles out there.


That's not porn, You can find way better pictures browsing Myspace anyways.
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