#3
We were jamming our drummers basement. i reach up to stretch and touched his ductwork and it shocked the piss out of me.
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#5
we ended up making the most famous song in our school for a little over half a year. we were proud considering they were all drunk ( i dont drink)
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#6
Not really at a practice but we used to jam and keep all our equipment in our singer's basement. Well one day it flooded like crazy because someone unplugged the sump pump in order to plug in a lamp or something for their hydroponics bullshit...stupid stoners.
#7
jamming out pretty hard and bent my high e-string and snapped it it coiled and went an inch into my ring finger took the ER about hour to figure out HOW they were going to take it out and another 30min to do it
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#8
One time, I jammed so hard in the cemetery while my friends contacted the dead with a Ouija board, Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan rose from their slumber, as ghosts.. or zombies.. More likely ghosts, since we weren't in Seattle, or Texas.. And we had a call and response style jam session for a few hours.
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#10
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We were jamming our drummers basement. i reach up to stretch and touched his ductwork and it shocked the piss out of me.




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#11
a guitarist was playing his guitar and he did that herman li tremelo move where he lift the guitar

....but things gone wrong

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#12
Once we managed to make it through a whole song without stopping for some reason.
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#14
Well ma band was half way through performing out set.

BAM

Windows smash in, LAPD everywhere. They start pinning us down and pistol whipped the singer in the face.

Haha, once we all relised it was a mistake we had a right laugh.

True storey
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Well ma band was half way through performing out set.

BAM

Windows smash in, LAPD everywhere. They start pinning us down and pistol whipped the singer in the face.

Haha, once we all relised it was a mistake we had a right laugh.

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#16
it was 5 am, both me and the drummer were in our boxers, i tripped on the halfstack and fell into the bassdrum and ended up with a cut over my eye :P
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#17
Oh, wait. I have a better one. My friends cat brought up a mouse from his basement. And my semi-hollow body was laying on the floor. The cat literally tossed the mouse into the air and it landed inside one of the sound holes. We had one hell of a time trying to get it out. I kinda wanted to keep it though, what better gimmick then a mouse living in your guitar?
#18
Hahaha @ ^

I remember at Band practice the lead singer was pilled of his nut throwing a spoon repetitivly off a wall until it smacked him in the face!

Also, the drummer always used to play when we were trying to talk, so when he was talking me and the bassist started jamming. He flipped, threw a travis barker drumstick at me, it put a small dint in my S520EX so i went mental. I lobbed the Fu cker at him soo hard when it hit the wall behind him it snapped in 2. The i took my guitar off, grabbed him by the throat and told him "Next time you do that, it will be more than your sticks getting snapped you faggot".

He left the band soon after
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Hahaha @ ^

I remember at Band practice the lead singer was pilled of his nut throwing a spoon repetitivly off a wall until it smacked him in the face!

Also, the drummer always used to play when we were trying to talk, so when he was talking me and the bassist started jamming. He flipped, threw a travis barker drumstick at me, it put a small dint in my S520EX so i went mental. I lobbed the Fu cker at him soo hard when it hit the wall behind him it snapped in 2. The i took my guitar off, grabbed him by the throat and told him "Next time you do that, it will be more than your sticks getting snapped you faggot".

He left the band soon after


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#21
My drummer's mom came down and was like "NO MORE MUSIC! IT'S PAST 2 O CLOCK!!!! RRAAAAARRR!". I'm not kidding . Yet again, I've never been in band with more than 2 people . Don't cry for me Argentina.
#22
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We were jamming our drummers basement. i reach up to stretch and touched his ductwork and it shocked the piss out of me.


the same thing happened to one of my friends whilst jamming. the whole basement was wired weird so that if you touch the ductwork/bass strings while playing guitar, you received a shock. also not a good idea to sing to close to the mic if you are playing bass
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#24
we made a song called "Cheesecake".

I had my guitar tuned to Drop B, with 13'er strings on. i tried to tune it up, the neck saddle broke in half, propelling a little piece of plastic into my drummers face.
i got my guitar fixed though, plays better than ever.
#25
We were playing one of our most brutal songs, and our singer had a rockstar, so he was moving like crazy, so me and him starting to punch and kick eachother (Not hard, just tapping). So he starts doing laps around my basment and I'm trying to catch him and he heads for the bass drum, does a backwards flip off of it, and chops me in the neck. I drop to my knees, still attempting play, and fall on my side. Snap the guitar neck right in two. Best band practice we've had.
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#27
We burnt down the barn. Got our shit out but the barn was toast
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#28
Well...where we practise there is a cardboard cut-out of C3-P0.

We took photos of ourselves hanging with the golden man himself.


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#29
i got covered in jam. Everywhere it was.
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#30
Golfcart+offroading+drunk driver+me falling the **** off=awesome but painful practice
And then there was the time we got on the roof and started throwwing old jelly beans at our exdrummer and his gf.
or the time our guitaris got ****faced and I slapped the **** out of him. the we set everything on fire.

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#31
we were playing loud and shattered a light bulb behind the drum throne, but we kept playing... so at the end of a song, i jumped into the drum set and the drummer got glass in his ass, it was so much fun
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#32
this was actually so funny it happened today to
anyways we were jammin at my drummers house and he has this huge dog named murphy, so we were jammin and my friend alan (aka abim) saw the huge dog and i guess for some reason hes scared of big dogs, so he got up and tried to hide behind the table murphy thinking abim was playin followed. he got so scared we stopped playing and he was like man get him away and ill buy you lunch so we sent murph upstairs. after we went on the comp for a bit and my drummers dad let the dog in abim got up and hid again it was so funny, he kept pleading for us to get the dog away, so we sent him outside. as we were getting ready to leave murphy saw us and chased alan again. alan ran down the street to the store and hid there for like 30 mins he just woudnt come out. eventually the drummers sis got mad and locked murphy inside but alan didnt know. we kept callin him and everything alan was so scared he offered us two meals. it went on and on. so we got inside and grabbed his leash and chased alan all over it was hillarious he was so scared of this dog.
#34
i found out my guitarrist used my drumsticks to finger his gf, whilst drumming.
( i was filling in for our sick drummer )