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Ok, this is my last resort because I couldn't find this information anywhere else on the internet, so here it goes. Its pretty personal, so if you don't want to read this, you aught to stop here. I looked up the sizes of trojan condoms, cause I needed to know which ones to get. Well it turns out I'm not long enough to need the magnum but I'm a bit too wide for the standard ones. Any suggestions(serious ones) on how to resolve this little problem of mine?
#2
The Sex Thread is what you're after. Search the word "sex" or "condoms", and you should find it.
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He might be able to help you
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#5
pics or it didnt happen


wait... why would i want to see your chode?
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#6
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Ok, this is my last resort because I couldn't find this information anywhere else on the internet, so here it goes. Its pretty personal, so if you don't want to read this, you aught to stop here. I looked up the sizes of trojan condoms, cause I needed to know which ones to get. Well it turns out I'm not long enough to need the magnum but I'm a bit too wide for the standard ones. Any suggestions(serious ones) on how to resolve this little problem of mine?



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#7
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Ok, this is my last resort because I couldn't find this information anywhere else on the internet, so here it goes. Its pretty personal, so if you don't want to read this, you aught to stop here. I looked up the sizes of trojan condoms, cause I needed to know which ones to get. Well it turns out I'm not long enough to need the magnum but I'm a bit too wide for the standard ones. Any suggestions(serious ones) on how to resolve this little problem of mine?


its better than having a bunch of wrong sized condoms
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its better than having a bunch of wrong sized condoms
trust me


wait, whats better?!?!
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#12
condoms come in sizes???


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#13
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thats like opening a book in front of a bunch of sick kids in the hospital and saying:
"The End"


If i sigged things i would sig that hahahaha +1

but seriously sex thread is where this belongs
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#14
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condoms come in sizes???

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u have to be kidding.
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u have to be kidding.



i wasn't but i don't live in america so i can only ever get durex which come in one size i looked it up since i posted that


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#17
FFS, condoms stretch get the normal sized ones.
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#19
This thread shows how immature UG can be. Grow up!

If you find regular condoms to be too slim, get a magnum. Magnum condoms aren't usually that much longer, which doesn't matter because you don't have to roll them all the way out. They are simply a little wider.

But yeah, avoid Trojan and Lifestyles if you can.
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#20
Magnums are fine if you don't have the length, in fact it might be better not having the length, reduced chance of slippage. They have a base designed to stay on your junk pretty well, and it's not like your johnson being too short will mean there's extra rubber flapping around at the tip, you just don't unroll it all the way.
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#23
I am very excited about the sudden influx in condom threads on UG lately. Masturbation threads are on a decline as well. I guess the Pit finally discovered the opposite sex. This is a giant step for forum nerds everywhere.
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condoms come in sizes???


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#25
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my penis isnt 7" wide


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my penis isnt 7" wide


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#28
durex is the way to go

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#29
ok, if anybody still cares, i decided to go for the durex variety pack, standard size. thanks for the help, those of you with serious answers
#30
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condoms come in sizes???


yeh.. generally in Australia... cuz we need bigger size condoms
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#31
thats why they stretch buddy.
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#32
Condoms stretch, dude. It'll fit.

Edit - Wait a second, how the hell do you know if you're too wide? Did you measure the width of your dick?
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#33
what are the best brand in your guys opinions? i've used trojans and never had a problem...
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#34
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what are the best brand in your guys opinions? i've used trojans and never had a problem...


lifestyle's cos i get em free
#35
Use condom boots!
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#36
you can't be too wide for condoms dude. You can stick your whole fist in them for crying out loud. They're supposed to be tight.
#37
i really hate trojans right now i was having sex with my gf the other day and after about 5 mins the thing ripped open
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#38
I was gonna go with Trojans but the fine people of the pit talked me out of it. Plus I couldn't find any flavored(my girl recently discovered that our oral isn't "safe") Trojans so I had to go with Durex.

And I thought I was too wide because I saw the dimensions of a blown up condom(something like 1 & 3/8" wide for standard) on some website....
Yes, I know I'm a dumb ass
Last edited by gratefulduck at Sep 2, 2007,
#39
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pics or it didnt happen


wait... why would i want to see your chode?



i dont know. seeing as how it has nothing to do with his penis, it would be strange for you to want to see it.


honestly, just get the magnums. its ok if the length is perfect.
#40
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what are the best brand in your guys opinions? i've used trojans and never had a problem...

Durex. But in a hurry late at night after running out of em with everywhere closed, you just go to the nearest bathroom in a bar and hope for the best.
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