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Right, see im home babysitting my little brother at the moment and he starts screaming his head off about a spider on the floor between us. (im on the pc and he's on the sofa watching tv) Now im pretty wimpish when it comes to spiders but I stopped being a wimp long enough to put a glass ontop of it before it hid somewhere (it wasn't my intention to kill it i just wanted it out of the house)

Thing is I tried putting a piece of paper underneath the glass so i could take it outside, but it tried getting away and i accidentally pulled one of its legs off. so it's obviously in pain and it's freaking me (and my brother) out so i would rather put it out of its misery quickly.

any suggestions?
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dude, take a shoe, pull the glass off and stomp that little motherfcker

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#4
sorry i should have said, i don't really wanna have to clean up spiders guts, i just want it to be quick and clean. cheers x
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#5
Yeah, just crush him. I mean, if he's crawling away and he seems alright, leave him be, but if he's freakin out, use the shoe method.
#6
yeah why the fck are you asking us. like its a spider. theres probably only like a couple billion spiders out there, and it probably wont even rain the next day. kill the fcka
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Are you retarded? You needed to kill an insect quickly and you thought you'd speed up the process by leaving it and posting on the internet?
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sorry i should have said, i don't really wanna have to clean up spiders guts, i just want it to be quick and clean. cheers x


How big a spider is it?!? Guts don't usually come out when you stand on spiders.
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#19
Spiders grow their legs back. They also have no nervous system. So it's not in pain, and it WILL get better.
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#21
Eat it.
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#25
Just leave it alone. Spiders don't grow legs back, but they can live with one leg missing. If it was more, it would die from natural selection, i.e. starvation from not being able to catch its prey or something, but anyways, I'm pretty sure it would be fine so you could let it outside or something.
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#26
Damn that's a big-ass spider. Kill it with something you can throw away (bit o' cardboard or whatever), smash the ****er with it, then throw the murder weapon away. The guts should stick to the cardboard/thing you used to hit it. I usually like to kill spiders and leave their guts on my walls though, to 'warn' the other spiders away. Bastards.
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Damn that's a big-ass spider. Kill it with something you can throw away (bit o' cardboard or whatever), smash the ****er with it, then throw the murder weapon away. The guts should stick to the cardboard/thing you used to hit it. I usually like to kill spiders and leave their guts on my walls though, to 'warn' the other spiders away. Bastards.




That is a damn big spider. I've had a few hundred in my house in like the past few days. I've saved a lot of money from lunch everyday.
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#30
Let it die from starvation.
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#35
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Yeah why the fck are you asking us. like its a spider. theres probably only like a couple billion spiders out there, and it probably wont even rain the next day. kill the fcka


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#36
Holy ****, that's one big ass spider. where do u live man? I thought it was a mini one u can just step on or pick up with toilet paper. but this is crazy. well u should get some kind of spray. any kind. like the ones that belong to ur dad that he keeps in the garage. something that is toxic that even humans shouldn't breath. or get like a tube, and put it to ur car muffler, and then step on the pedal and let teh gas fumes go into the glass then close it and let him smell it and die painlessly, i dono how u gonna get ur car up there though. or u can put some poison in there and let him eat it , **** i dono.
#37
Through it in the toilet and flush it down





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#38
I doubt it even feels pain at all. It's instincts are just buzzing like hell.

I don't know man, just spray some bug poison in there or something.
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#39
Insects don't feel pain, that's why it's legal to pull legs off of insects in highschools in biology classes and what-not.

Just crush it.

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