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My brother has just started 7th grade, and him and his friends are over at our house. They've been making water balloons and throwing them at cars and shit like that. One of 'em keeps throwing a water balloons at me and I've had to change clothes three times. He's also hitting on a friend of mine. He just reeks douchebag. So Pit Monkeys, in what method should I kill them?

A. Katana
B. Hand Grenade
C. Shovel
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#3
D. Confronting him naked, and making him die of envy.
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#4
You went on UG to ask what to do about some 7th graders bullying you? O_o

If they've done it to you 3 times its probably because you get so worked up about it, just leave them be. Or sit at the computer, if they get the computer wet you can get them into a whole lot of trouble...
#5
ummm d all of the above
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#6
Flat out beat your brother up in front of his friends they'll **** themselves and behave around you, worked for me.

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#7
i say you dont kill him, and tie him up and shove a broom up his ass. leav hiim for a couple hours, then go back.
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#8
I hate my brothers friends so much as well. Why won't they go somewhere other than my god damn house!?
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#10
Beat them up. Simple as that. Honestly, kick their ****ing arses. Even I'm getting pissed off at them, and I've never met them.
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#11
Just knock him out, then proceed to teabag his unconscious body. Epic win!

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Just knock him out, then proceed to teabag his unconscious body. Epic win!

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D. Confronting him naked, and making him die of envy.

hahahahahaha

Win.
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#16
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Flat out beat your brother up in front of his friends they'll **** themselves and behave around you, worked for me.


I can relate. And it does work. Just show that you're dominant.
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#18
Katana.

but realistically; I'm assuming you're older, bigger, and stronger. drawing a little blood can't hurt.
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#21
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Beat them up. Simple as that. Honestly, kick their ****ing arses. Even I'm getting pissed off at them, and I've never met them.



Sounds like a good idea, and i dont know why i am doing this but


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#22
There in the 7th grade... how old are you? If your older then you should just kick the **** out of them, but if not get mom and she'll show them whats up, but then they;ll call you a pussy so you'll have to beat them asses neways.
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#26
Drug them then cut there eyelids off.
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#27
You don't have to beat them up completly, you just have to make them scared of you.

A good punch to one of them, and you'll be fine.
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#28
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You don't have to beat them up completly, you just have to make them scared of you.

A good punch to one of them, and you'll be fine.

Or he can dress up like a big scary monster and unleash his might penor amongst the town.
#30
I say option K.

Kill him with Kindness.
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#31
G: Last letter in the musical alphabet, bitches!
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#33
C. Shovel.

But make sure it's rusty and you tell them exactly where it's headed. They'll flee.
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#34
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Or he can dress up like a big scary monster and unleash his might penor amongst the town.

Or.. just go with this option..
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#36
Now they're looking up shock sites on my brother's computer.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#38
And you're letting a bunch of kids piss you off.

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#39
how old are you?
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#40
Isn't 7th grade really young? Have you tried making a thread about it....?
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