#1
Recently I have found that I am not who I always thought I was. For years, I have believed that I was one of you- a human. But with other humans I always felt like an outsider and/or loner. No one wanted to be my friend because I always wanted to play too aggressively for them. I was never more athletic than anyone else, but I found that my eyesight and hearing was alot better than everyone else's. I never thought anything of it though, and went on living life as I thought everyone did.

Today, I was playing WoW on my mom's computer, when I saw my dog sitting there. She (a beautiful golden retriever) was looking at me playing, entranced by my movements. I felt so attracted to her at that moment, that I remembered a trick that I heard some of the guys in my guild talking about. I left the room (followed faithfully by my beautiful girl, Sheba) and walked into the kitchen and got the peanut butter.

As you all probably know what happened, I will skip the details and get straight to the point: THIS EVENT CHANGED MY LIFE.

At that moment, I realized that animals are much more loving and caring and considerate about one's feelings than people are. Animals are loyal and love "getting down" as much as I do

Now I am more attracted to animals than I have ever been to humans, and with some online help, have found that I am really an animal trapped in a human's body. A majestic white wolf.

I am one with myself now.
#4
should i report this?

yes i should

*reported*
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#5
Awesome, im a wolf tooo! Lets go hunt some mother****ers in a pack man!
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#6
O_o
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Recently I have found that I am not who I always thought I was. For years, I have believed that I was one of you- a human. But with other humans I always felt like an outsider and/or loner. No one wanted to be my friend because I always wanted to play too aggressively for them. I was never more athletic than anyone else, but I found that my eyesight and hearing was alot better than everyone else's. I never thought anything of it though, and went on living life as I thought everyone did.

Today, I was playing WoW on my mom's computer, when I saw my dog sitting there. She (a beautiful golden retriever) was looking at me playing, entranced by my movements. I felt so attracted to her at that moment, that I remembered a trick that I heard some of the guys in my guild talking about. I left the room (followed faithfully by my beautiful girl, Sheba) and walked into the kitchen and got the peanut butter.

As you all probably know what happened, I will skip the details and get straight to the point: THIS EVENT CHANGED MY LIFE.

At that moment, I realized that animals are much more loving and caring and considerate about one's feelings than people are. Animals are loyal and love "getting down" as much as I do

Now I am more attracted to animals than I have ever been to humans, and with some online help, have found that I am really an animal trapped in a human's body. A majestic white wolf.

I am one with myself now.

I came
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#9
I want to mount you in an animal like fashion.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

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#10
Yes, I am a wolf. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ****ing lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime **** while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
#11
I hope you realize that your going STRAIGHT TO HELL.

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#12
I noticed your username has the word stoner in it. Did you get high and think this would be funnier than it was?

Anyway, I won't report this as spam though because I want to see how it plays out.
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