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#1
Well. for those of you who never herd them. you just make a sentence:

1. You ride the bike.

Revised: In soviet russia, the bike rides you!

2. Tune the guitar to drop d

Revised: In soviet russia the guitar tunes you to drop d.

anyways, have any funny ones?
#9
Quote by Joe997605
In Solviet Russia... you don't rob banks...banks rob you!

no i believe thats the case in north america
sup?
#10
in soviet russia, thread phails you!
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





Private first class of the bass militia, PM Nutter_101 to join!
#11
Quote by ldl67
no i believe thats the case in north america

lol. true.


btw, these are really really funny. im still lol'ing form the poster and virginity ones.
#12
"Chukcha, why did you buy a fridge if it's so cold in tundra?" / "Why, is minus fifty Celsius outside, is minus ten inside, is minus five in the fridge—a warm place, however!"
Quote by jazkel24

Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#13
Quote by BlueGatorade
in soviet russia this thread sucks?



you did it wrong its supposed to be

in soviet russia this thread sucks you! GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!
#16
In Soviet Russia, you dont wear condom, condom wear you!!!
Quote by Qazxs
I got kicked out of a Mac store when me and my friends simultaneously put on meatspin on all of the computers in the store. Some eleven or twelve year old looking girls there freaked out.
#17
Quote by ldl67
no i believe thats the case in north america


in North America...you dont rob banks... they rob you!
#20
i dont have any

but i sense this thread becoming huge like the demotivational pictures thread.

then epicly failing halfway thru becaus of n00bs posting completely un-funny sh!t over and over,
Call me Trey.
#21
Quote by Joe997605
in North America...you dont rob banks... they rob you!



Unless you happen to be robbing a bank...
Quote by Shattuck
I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


Quote by Skullbolt
Rape: Is it in you?
#22
In soviet russia, your penis rubs YOU!!!
Quote by screamingfool34
people here are idiot.
Quote by Mr_H_MASTER
the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
Quote by evan1234567
im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#23
Quote by Mudvayne_LP
i dont have any

but i sense this thread becoming huge like the demotivational pictures thread.

then epicly failing halfway thru becaus of n00bs posting completely un-funny sh!t over and over,

yay. i love making popular threads that last long
#25
Quote by PieceOfMind666
In soviet russia, your penis rubs YOU!!!



Quote by kidsthesedays
i often have urges to throw things at walls. and kick toddlers. i'm pretty sure that without the moral/legal/ethical ramifications, kicking a toddler like a football would be the most entertaining thing in the world.


#26
In Soviet Russia, there are lots of problems.
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
<//////>~
#27
in soviet russia cat changes your sh*t
in soviet russia you give birth to your mother
#28
A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian go on a safari and are trapped by cannibals. They are brought to the chief, who says, "We are going to eat you right now. But I am a civilized man, I studied human rights at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, so I'll grant each of you a last request." The German asks for a mug of beer and a bratwurst. He gets it, and cannibals eat him. The French asks for three girls. He has crazy sex with them, and then follows the German. The Russian asks: "Hit me hard, right on my nose." The chief is surprised, but hits him. The Russian pulls out a Kalashnikov and shoots all the cannibals. The mortally wounded chief asks him: "Why didn't you do this before we ate the German?", the Russian proudly replies: "Russians are not aggressors!"
Quote by jazkel24

Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#30
Quote by PieceOfMind666
In soviet russia, your penis rubs YOU!!!


i thought that was funny until i saw your avatar and that killed it
Quote by bassboy 999
Cheers to you triple x maniac


Quote by snipelfritz
Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#31
In soviet russia, Mordor can't simply walk into you!
Haha just made that one up.
Quote by screamingfool34
people here are idiot.
Quote by Mr_H_MASTER
the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
Quote by evan1234567
im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#33
In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversals are funny.
Will says:
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER!
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know if I can help it.

Member #6 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
#34
Quote by triple_X_maniac
i thought that was funny until i saw your avatar and that killed it

Haha, don't worry I'm not a pedophile. It's layne staley (lead singer of Alice In Chains) as a wee tot. But just to creep you out....

In soviet russia, my dog spoons ME!

...
Quote by screamingfool34
people here are idiot.
Quote by Mr_H_MASTER
the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
Quote by evan1234567
im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#35
In Soviet Russia, sex has you. In Soviet Russia, balls kick you. In Soviet Russia, donkeys pork you?

Maybe I'll come back in a while and put one thats not gay.
"He can dance if he wants too, he can leave his friends behind..."


Quote by Tsucchi
Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.
Last edited by Mr.McAwesom2112 at Aug 31, 2007,
#36
Quote by Mr.McAwesom2112
In Soviet Russia, sex has you. In Soviet Russia, balls kick you.

Maybe I'll come back in a while and put one thats not gay.

lol the first one was pretty funny.
#37
I wrote a poem in English class about "In Soviet Russia, pie hates YOU!"

My teacher didn't understand it but then I explained the whole Russian Reversal thing
Last edited by thewho65 at Aug 31, 2007,
#38
In Soviet Russia, guitars play you.
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!


Dave Mustaine Kill List:
Draken
WinterMadness79
Dirge Humani
MrGuitar123
RHCP94
Coins
Magnus_Maximus
#39
Quote by thewho65
I wrote a poem in English class about "In Soviet Russia, pie hates YOU!"

apple pie > everything else.
#40
Quote by thewho65
I wrote a poem in English class about "In Soviet Russia, pie hates YOU!"



In Soviet Russia, stoned gets YOU! In Soviet Russia, piss warm beer drinks YOU!
"He can dance if he wants too, he can leave his friends behind..."


Quote by Tsucchi
Because nothing is sexier than a man with a mouth full of crayons.
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