Poll: Autofellatio?
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View poll results: Autofellatio?
YES!! :D
46 17%
No... :(
220 83%
Voters: 266.
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#3
Yes, some people can.
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#5
I used to be able to...now I'm fatter. I could only get the head though...
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#9
i voted yes for the lulz
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#10
You know how they have those arm extension tools that help you grab stuff?



Yeah, they should make one for our mouths.
#11
It's very rare. Much more so than the poll is currently suggesting.
#12
I have never tried but it is possible.

See the site "the willpower" for evidence.
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#13
yeah i did it once when i was high, doesnt feel good whatsoever
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#15
Yes, I've seen some videos...
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#16
Oh God, don't look at the wikipedia page for Autofellatio. I mean, one penis would be OK, but they had MULTIPLE penises! And one was drawn! I don't think I'll ever visit wikipedia again.
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#17
No, but I had a terrible experience at camp, where I caught my cabin-mate sucking himself off at 3 AM..

It scars me to this day.
#18
what


the


****???

haha
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#19
Who's dick do I have to suck to get some decency around here?


Don't answer that
#20
Quote by Muphin
Oh God, don't look at the wikipedia page for Autofellatio. I mean, one penis would be OK, but they had MULTIPLE penises! And one was drawn! I don't think I'll ever visit wikipedia again.

Well, now that you told me it's impossible for me not to look. *Enters Wiki*
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#21
I swear, I'm literally the most flexible fat person every (not so fat though, 200lbs at 6 feet, come and get it)
#22
Quote by Metal claw
You know how they have those arm extension tools that help you grab stuff?



Yeah, they should make one for our mouths.
Use a vacuum cleaner hose?
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#24
Didn't marilyn manson have his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick or something?


Or is that just a crazy rumor I heard...
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#25
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Didn't marilyn manson have his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick or something?


Or is that just a crazy rumor I heard...
i heard that too...i dunno if it's true though

this thread reminded me of this...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a ****, I could **** it."
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#26
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Use a vacuum cleaner hose?


The suction will be present, but not the tongue action!!

I could use a flailing goldfish as a tongue substitute though, but I don't know how that would turn out.

Also, a quote from Wiki:

Autofellatio used to be treated by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.


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#27
i read somewhere that about 1 out of 1000 males can do it. i can't.......

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#28
YES!!!

SomeoneYouKnew's post has given birth to an idea.

I will secure a goldfish in a small tube. Half its body will be inside so that it can breathe, and half its body will be outside so that its tail can flail about and act like a tongue.

I will then place this tube within a vacuum tube, which will provide suction.

Suction + Tongue = Fellatio Simulator for guys like me.

Here's the prototype:

#31
^while this is an ingenius rig you've got here...how would you keep the fish from simply going all the way into the water? but more importantly, how would you plan to heal the massive amounts of emotional damage done to said goldfish after it was been used as a sex toy?

if you can figure those out though i would definately get a patent
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#33
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^while this is an ingenius rig you've got here...how would you keep the fish from simply going all the way into the water? but more importantly, how would you plan to heal the massive amounts of emotional damage done to said goldfish after it was been used as a sex toy?

if you can figure those out though i would definately get a patent


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#35
Quote by MakinLattes
somehow, this thread has crossed the line from autofellatio to beastiality.
because autofellatio wasn't weird enough?
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#37
I certainly can't. I'm a fatty.

And to quote Bill Hicks on autofellatio:

Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blow jobs? See a lot of guys on dates got their fingers crossed here tonight … "Answer him, honey, go ahead. Let's hear how you feel about this right now."
A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory...and a fervent prayer! Yeah, now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's a devil-child." That may be true, but guys … yyyou know what I'm talking about. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now … watching an empty stage.
Last edited by Holy Katana at Aug 31, 2007,
#38
Quote by Punk Rocker
Didn't marilyn manson have his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick or something?


Or is that just a crazy rumor I heard...


Just a crazy rumor like most of the weird things you hear about him.
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#39
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I used to be able to...now I'm fatter. I could only get the head though...

what the ****...
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#40
WTF ... whoever can.. I envy you.


EDIT:
Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to perform the necessary frontbend.

... aww poor guys .. ehehehe
Last edited by _testament_ at Aug 31, 2007,
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