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#1
im not trying to ruin everybodys fun. but honestly, whats so funny about jokes emplying that all woman are good for are sex and making u ****ing food?
guys are pigs if thats all they really think.
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#2
cause its fucking hilarious


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.


Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.
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#3
If you are the user I think you are, I really don't think you are in any place to bitch about people making derogatory jokes about others.
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#5
Quote by terrencemaddox
If you are the user I think you are, I really don't think you are in any place to bitch about people making derogatory jokes about others.


excuse me?
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#6
i came into this thread lookin for some sexy jokes.... and you give me this ****?
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#7
It's not like women don't make jokes about men.

They're not supposed to hurt anyone, that's why they're jokes.
#8
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#9
You fail at life woman. Stop questioning authority and make me and the rest of the UG Chauvinist League sandwiches.

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#10
Quote by rebelrebelx
excuse me?

Were you, or were you not the one making fun of "emos" in past threads (in a very foul manner)?
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#12
Sexist jokes about women make me laugh, despite the fact I am one...


Just get a sense of humor, they don't really mean anything...That's why they are jokes. You know, not meant to be taken seriously.
#13
they're fun, and good for a laugh

Why can't Hellen Keller drive???


... because she's a woman!
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Quote by terrencemaddox
Were you, or were you not the one making fun of "emos" in past threads (in a very foul manner)?


i dont "make fun" of emos. i just dont appreciate people who label themself as such and what they've done to music.
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#15
Quote by Jimmyyoung
This thread did not live up to my expectations which I had derived from the Title

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+1
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#16
Quote by rebelrebelx
i dont "make fun" of emos. i just dont appreciate people who label themself as such and what they've done to music.

you sound like a complete douche to me.
#18
sorrrrrry. they just piss me off.
i know they're jokes and maybe i just am being a hyprocrite. but its whatever.
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#20
Quote by rebelrebelx
i dont "make fun" of emos. i just dont appreciate people who label themself as such and what they've done to music.

Don't try to justify you ignorance and poor judgement. You want respect for who you are? Cool, but you have to show others that same respect. It's as simple as that.

EDIT: And for the record, I can see your point. I just think you need to look at your own actions rather than simply judging the actions of others.
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#21
Quote by rebelrebelx
im not trying to ruin everybodys fun. but honestly, whats so funny about jokes emplying that all woman are good for are sex and making u ****ing food?
guys are pigs if thats all they really think.


If jokes were meant to be taken seriously, comedians would have a much bigger impact on society.
#22
Quote by terrencemaddox
Don't try to justify you ignorance and poor judgement. You want respect for who you are? Cool, but you have to show others that same respect. It's as simple as that.

+1.

well put.
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Originally Posted by Jimmyyoung
This thread did not live up to my expectations which I had derived from the Title

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#25
Quote by LtdB254
+1.

well put.

Thank you
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#26
What do you tella women with two black eyes?

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#27
stop complaining about something over the internet like this, youve just become one of the emo kids that you were in fact talking about
#29
Quote by rebelrebelx
i dont "make fun" of emos. i just dont appreciate people who label themself as such and what they've done to music.


That is a very ignorant thing of you to say.
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#32
Quote by garden of grey
Q: Why can't women drive? A: There ain't no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!

Q: Why doon't women need watches? A: Duh!! There's a clock on the stove.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Forget that, why is she out of the kitchen?!!

Q: What does it mean when your wife serves you breakfast in bed? A: You made her chain too long!!

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None..let her cook in the dark!!....Kelly.

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#34
Quote by ibanez_rocker
cause its fucking hilarious


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.


Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women's rights.


I don't care what threadstarter says I laughed my ass off at those jokes. No I'm not a pig or a sexist, I just laugh at funny things, big deal. You want respect as a woman, respect men. Don't go calling us pigs if you want respect from us. We're not all like that, get over it. They're funny as ****, I bet emos laugh they're asses off at some of our jokes about em. Oddly enough they have a very good sense of humor.
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#35
Quote by garden of grey
Q: Why can't women drive? A: There ain't no road between the kitchen and the bedroom!

Q: Why doon't women need watches? A: Duh!! There's a clock on the stove.

Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Forget that, why is she out of the kitchen?!!

Q: What does it mean when your wife serves you breakfast in bed? A: You made her chain too long!!

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A: None..let her cook in the dark!!....Kelly.



garden of grey you are officially ok in my book
#36
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


nothing you already told her twice!

damnit someone already beat me to it
#37
emos haven't done anything to music, compared to your boring sense of humour.
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"UH OH! They are MAIN STREAM!! Well I gotta throw all their cds out the window and burn all my shirts. damn."

you people are ridiculous. you people are the sell outs.
#38
Sexist, Racist, and Sacreligous jokes are all funny. They don't matter. They're jokes. Don't be stupid.
#39
Quote by Trytan
Sexist, Racist, and Sacreligous jokes are all funny. They don't matter. They're jokes. Don't be stupid.

+1
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#40
You know the drill Tits or GTFO my internetz.

Jeez what exactly are you bitching about, To the internet nothing is sacred, not even...........race jokes. I know, terrible.
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