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So i was lookin thru the "scariest thing youve ever seen on UG" thread and i saw cobain_is_king's sig. inside ofit was someone asking where the hell the earwigs went.

i am asking the same thing becaus i honestly havnt seen one since i was about 6 or 7.

are they extinct now or sumthing?
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They're all over my backyard by the pool. Ugly little things.
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#3
They are on Earth
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I get em around my house a lot. They're pretty nasty.
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They're all over my backyard by the pool. Ugly little things.



Yeh i saw one near my friends pool today so i caught it and attempted to build it a home out of cotton balls and sticks but that failed so i chopped it in half
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oo do they actually get on ur ears and sh!t?


Well just like any other insects they crawl into any of your bodily crevasses.. I think im gonna be sick
#9
whats an ear wig? i'm confused. does this make me sound dumb, yes indeed. but still. explain? creeepy little bug lives in what climate? does what to you over time? WILL YOU DIE?
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whats an ear wig? i'm confused. does this make me sound dumb, yes indeed. but still. explain? creeepy little bug lives in what climate? does what to you over time? WILL YOU DIE?

little brownish bugs about half an inch long that kinda look like millipede but shorter and have a pincer type thing on their butt.

edit:and no u wont die.
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#13
I havent seen or heard the word Earwig since my dad ate a salad, found an earwig in it, left it there, and just finished the rest of his salad.
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I like pretty much all insects, and arachnids, but I don't like earwigs. I have bad experiences with em.

Such as

-Waking up one night with one in my hair
-Finding a whole nest of em in a window sill, like hundreds, I tried to kill em all.
#16
I don't see a lot of earwigs, but I do see a lot of roaches. the exterminator does a shoddy job.
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My sister told me that her one friend woke up in the middle of the night with one in her "entrance"



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#19
my cousin has a tick on his balls. then a raccoon attacked his tent later that night.

those things just sort of happen when you live in a tent.
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thats exit noob...

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#22
Wasn't there a book/show where the little earwig things were bad and took you over? I think it was Animorphs. Those earwigs were brutal.
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Quote by Mudvayne_LP
So i was lookin thru the "scariest thing youve ever seen on UG" thread and i saw cobain_is_king's sig. inside ofit was someone asking where the hell the earwigs went.

i am asking the same thing becaus i honestly havnt seen one since i was about 6 or 7.

are they extinct now or sumthing?



More like where the hell are all the bees?? For real!!!!


Anyways, 2 or 3 earwigs always manage to crawl their way into my bong that I keep outside. Just today had to get 2 dead ones out. Never fails, so I've come to the conclusion that earwigs are stoners ^_^
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#24
i haven't seen one in like years, then i'm sitting outside a building in town and i see some. like what he hell? i live way out in the woods, and the place i find earwigs is the most civilized, concrete place on my island?
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Wasn't there a book/show where the little earwig things were bad and took you over? I think it was Animorphs. Those earwigs were brutal.

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I saw one the other day, I was like you do still exist.

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Am I the only one who thought that an earwigs is a wig you wear to make it look like you have hair growing out of your ear?
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So i was lookin thru the "scariest thing youve ever seen on UG" thread and i saw cobain_is_king's sig. inside ofit was someone asking where the hell the earwigs went.

i am asking the same thing becaus i honestly havnt seen one since i was about 6 or 7.

are they extinct now or sumthing?


Lol dude they're all over spokane, since you're moving there just thought you'd know. And people, the name comes from them being found in the "ear of corn"
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Am I the only one who thought that an earwigs is a wig you wear to make it look like you have hair growing out of your ear?


No



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#32
Does anyone know why they have pincers on their ass? Seems like an inconvenient location...

When I used to find them as a child I would cut them in half or burn them, I hated those things.
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Quote by Mudvayne_LP
So i was lookin thru the "scariest thing youve ever seen on UG" thread and i saw cobain_is_king's sig. inside ofit was someone asking where the hell the earwigs went.

i am asking the same thing becaus i honestly havnt seen one since i was about 6 or 7.

are they extinct now or sumthing?


I've been sigged!!!!
I will now die happy.

As for earwigs, my thread never really reached a satisfactory conclusion so I wish you good luck in finding one here. I have personally not seen an earwig for about a decade.

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errr...
#37
I hate those little fvuckers so much ¬_¬
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wtf? why didnt you punch one of them in the face or something? they're not girls, they are fat chavs, they are their own gender
#38
yweah i saw one about a week ago, it was pretty suprising coz i hdnt seen one for about 5 years, i sued ot see em all the time tho. Maybe they decided they dont like england anymore and they gone to foreign lands.
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#40
I saw them all the time when I was little, and haven't seen them again until this summer. They really freak me out...
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