#1
4:00 P.M.: start paper

Christian Honce
Philosophy 234
Dr. --------
10/30/06

4:05 P.M.: Facebook Break
4:30 P.M.: Reward your hard work with an early dinner (which you'll only attend briefly)
6:00 P.M.: Start good solid two hours of work

Socrates was the originator of modern philosop

6:05 P.M.: Check email to make sure professor didn't cancel assignment
6:10 P.M.: Look at porn
6:30 P.M.: Google Search: How to build a hovercraft
6:35 P.M.: Google Search: Hovercraft for sale
6:40 P.M.: Google Search: Hovercraft porn
6:45 P.M.: Back to paper!

Socrates was the originator of modern philosophical thought.

6:50 P.M.: Google Search: Olsen Twins Playboy
6:55 P.M.: Google Search: Average Penis Size
7:00 P.M.: Google Search: Average Penis Size Not Including Black Men
7:05 P.M.: Google Search: Josh Groben lyrics
7:10 P.M.: Google Search: Taco Bell
7:15 P.M.: Explore Taco Bell website
7:30 P.M.: Necessary trip to Taco Bell with possible side-trip to Walmart to buy plywood, duct-tape, plastic sheeting, and a leaf blower.
8:00 P.M.: Simpsons
8:30 P.M.: That one show after The Simpsons
9:00 P.M.: Family Guy
9:30 P.M.: Family Guy but louder and not funny
9:55 P.M.: Roommate goes to see girlfriend
9:57 P.M.: Lock the door
10:00 P.M.: Grey's Anatomy
11:00 P.M.: Back to paper

He was important in that he cre

11:05 P.M.: Facebook
12:00 A.M.: MySpace
12:35 A.M.: CollegeHumor
1:30 A.M.: Porn
2:00 A.M.: Write paper

Unbaptized babies float in Purgatory because their mothers were *****s

2:05 A.M.: Sleep
"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth."
-Homer Simpson
#4
lol...i'm bored, it's 2:26 am and i have nothing to do so i posted that
"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth."
-Homer Simpson
#5
hey cool, that's how I do it too. Minus the Josh Groben lyrics.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#6
Quote by blues-guitarist
lol...i'm bored, it's 2:26 am and i have nothing to do so i posted that


I just considered the amount of time you must have put into this and it made me sad inside.
#7
Quote by Arthur Curry
I just considered the amount of time you must have put into this and it made me sad inside.


copy/paste lol...yea, i'm gonna write all that at 2:33 am...i just read it on a site, found it funny and since i'm really bored, i posted it
"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth."
-Homer Simpson
#11
Quote by Slash_HuDsOn
damn you're more bored than i am

not any more...i'm going to watch monk
"There's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the earth."
-Homer Simpson
#12
collegehumor
Quote by Cameronrobson
It's a bat, a cyclops and an owl riding a pair of bicycles. Idiot.
#13
it's so true, too.
I also enjoy exploring taco bell's website
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people here are idiot.
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the only good wahs out there are Slashs, Zacks, and Dimebags.
Quote by evan1234567
im to tired and confused to comprehend what you said.
#14
Quote by nxtvanhalen
i marvel at how people could have the patience to build a guitar basically from scratch, since i try to do something for about 5 seconds, and if it gives me any trouble it usually ends up...you know... on fire.
#15
Here's how I write papers:

1. Waste time in whatever fashion I wish till 3:00 AM.
2. Drink 2 Full Throttles.
3. Put on headphones and play an Iron Maiden album of choice.
4. Start essay and write non-stop.
5. Finish essay at 6:00 AM.
6. Reward self with porn, breakfast, etc.
7. Sleep at 7:00 AM.

I basically turn in whatever I write during that time period and it has never failed me. I always get B+/A-/As with what I turn in. And with essays, I don't procrastinate. I do this sh*t at least a week before it's due.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#16
Quote by darkstar2466
Here's how I write papers:

1. Waste time in whatever fashion I wish till 3:00 AM.
2. Drink 2 Full Throttles.
3. Put on headphones and play an Iron Maiden album of choice.
4. Start essay and write non-stop.
5. Finish essay at 6:00 AM.
6. Reward self with porn, breakfast, etc.
7. Sleep at 7:00 AM.

I basically turn in whatever I write during that time period and it has never failed me. I always get B+/A-/As with what I turn in. And with essays, I don't procrastinate. I do this sh*t at least a week before it's due.

what's throttle?
#17
Quote by Nugi
what's throttle?


Not Throttle, 'Full Throttle.' It's an energy drink with lots of sugar and caffeine and it probably f*cks up your body. But hey, I can write my essays without getting distracted.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#18
Quote by darkstar2466
Not Throttle, 'Full Throttle.' It's an energy drink with lots of sugar and caffeine and it probably f*cks up your body. But hey, I can write my essays without getting distracted.

oh ok, american red bull?
#19
Quote by Nugi
oh ok, american red bull?


Yea, America has a million varieties of energy drinks. People here are very unhealthy.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#20
Quote by darkstar2466
Yea, America has a million varieties of energy drinks. People here are very unhealthy.

Oh ok cool, Red Bull is ilegal here, which sucks because I love the stuff!