#1
ok, can a girl get pregnant while she's in her period???
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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#2
no

she pissed her egg out nothing to fertilize (i think)

but google is more reliable then the pit
#3
EWW GROSS


... give it a shot?
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#5
What a dirty topic.
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#6
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#7
God, why the hell doesn't anyone pay attention during health class?

Possibly the most important stuff you'll learn in school ever, and everybody takes it for a study hall.

Yes, she can get pregnant.
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#8
Yea there is a possibility...

But the blood.... Jesus Im never having sex with a girl on her period... Replace sex with go down on and never with depends how drunk I am.
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#9
zomg did you get her preggorz!?

i'm fairly certain you can but seriously why wouldn't you want to wear a condom
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#11
when she is ON Her period, her egg is traveling out of her, So I don't think so.


If she is

Congrats! Your a Daddy!!!!
#12
well, there was a condom, but it kinda ripped...MASSIVELY...
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#14
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well, there was a condom, but it kinda ripped...MASSIVELY...
and most likely because you put it on wrong...unless this was before you were "done" but if that was the case you stop and get another one
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#15
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when she is ON Her period, her egg is traveling out of her, So I don't think so.


If she is

Congrats! Your a Daddy!!!!



+3 for being helpful to the poor guy
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#17
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and most likely because you put it on wrong...unless this was before you were "done" but if that was the case you stop and get another one


no, I was just kinda goin for it, lol, and one doesn't usually stop when it's that good to make sure. And how the hell do you put one on wrong?!?!?!?!?
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#18
yes she cn get pregnant, infact fertilert clinics sometimes suggest trying during the period as there is a higher chance of getting pregnant
#21
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yes she cn get pregnant, infact fertilert clinics sometimes suggest trying during the period as there is a higher chance of getting pregnant


****!!!
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#22
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no, I was just kinda goin for it, lol, and one doesn't usually stop when it's that good to make sure. And how the hell do you put one on wrong?!?!?!?!?



If its hanging off your ear/nose or finger thats wrong.
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#23
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no, I was just kinda goin for it, lol, and one doesn't usually stop when it's that good to make sure. And how the hell do you put one on wrong?!?!?!?!?
well if she's not on the pill and the condom broke you shouldn't just finish in her...is that what you did!?

if you don't leave a "tip" at the end you could run into some problems
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#24
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when she is ON Her period, her egg is traveling out of her, So I don't think so.


If she is

Congrats! Your a Dumbass!!!!


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#25
well, I did leave a tip, I was just going so hard the it literally ripped in half!
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#26
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well, I did leave a tip, I was just going so hard the it literally ripped in half!
well...was she on the pill or anything? and did you just finish in her? if so you be smart to buy a few pregorz tests
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#27
well, I didn't finish all of it in her, I pulled it out, but yes like half of it was left behind.
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#28
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well, I didn't finish all of it in her, I pulled it out, but yes like half of it was left behind.

You iz screwed like a Welsh goat lollzorzzz!!!one!11!

Enjoy the child, send him my (physical) love

If you can, stuff your hand up her and bring back that spunk you so rightfully own. And break up with the girl for being so selfish. Selfish spunk-thieving girls=
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#29
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well, I didn't finish all of it in her, I pulled it out, but yes like half of it was left behind.
dude...rookie move. you could be in a **** load of trouble right now man
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#30
you shouldnt and no one else shouldnt be having sex, if you have to ask stupid ****ing questions like this bull****
#31
alright, well thx everyone, I'll let yall no what we name the baby!!!
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#32
in future buy some better quality doms if you find they are ripping from going hard, that shouldn't happen,my gf is very kinky and i've never ripped one. maybe she doesn't get moist enough. in which case you should by some lube.
arrange a doctors appointment for a free pregnancy check (just don't let her know that the doctor may well shove his hand up there) unless of course you're paying for doctor visits, probably still cheaper than one of those pregnancy test things you can buy.

don't panic, you'd be surprised how hard most couples find it to actually TRY to get pregnant, just find out and be rational, don't run for another country and whatnot.


by the way, props for having the balls to tap a girl during that wonderful time. I sure as hell wouldn't
#34
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and most likely because you put it on wrong...unless this was before you were "done" but if that was the case you stop and get another one


jjj
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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Some guy stole one of my pants and the plastic bottles.
#35
Fucks sake, not another one of these threads!!! Dude!, how the fuck old are you for a start??

And secondly, if you arn't aware of all the risks then you shouldn't be having sex in the god-danmed first place
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#36
My friend likes to do it with his gf while shes on it... We call him Strawberry shortcake!
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#37
the girl can get pregnant, but its a very small chance.. girls main fertility time (best time for her to get pregnant) is right around the 2 week mark, theres 10 days in there where you basically dont wanna have sex in that time. Otherwise 8 or so days after her period, 5 days before, and during it is very hard for her to get pregnant.. there was no egg to fertilize

i really wouldnt worry, but dont do it again... and learn how to put a condom on right, it shouldnt break no matter what..
and if your over 18 and live in the US go get a morning after pill just to be safe
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#38
Well, on this topic I think we should take to the words of Stephen Lynch:

"And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead"
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#39
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you shouldnt and no one else shouldnt be having sex, if you have to ask stupid ****ing questions like this bull****


+1.

TS, your original question indicates that you're not quite mature enough to have sex, then, asking how a condom can be worn improperly confirmed this. Seriously, if the condom was at all difficult to put on, chances are, you put it on inside out (which is easy to do if you're not looking or the room is dark or you're an idiot.) If the condom tore THAT easily, you probably put it on wrong; even if you didn't use lube. It's very unlikely a condom would TEAR from the normal ins and outs of vaginal intercourse; unless you put it on wrong or used a homemade rubber.
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#40
it's not worth the risk. just have sex any time you want and wear a condom.
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