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#1
lets hear it. this is the pit.

illegal:
-smoked weed
-underage drinking/sexing

immoral:
-used mates electric shaver on my pubes (ball sack and all)... coz couldnt find razor. now it itches.

your turn. for clicking on this thread u have commited immorality
Last edited by tuluks at Sep 1, 2007,
#7
Possession of cannabis.
Possession of Hydrocodone.
Sale of Hydrocodone.
Jaywalking.

That's it, I think.
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#10
Went on a jog around in wales in nothing but a sock.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#12
Not much.

Shoplifted small stuff like Dr Pepper or a Mars bar when I'm short of change.
Sent a bunch of Japanese tourists the wrong way
R E G G A E
#13
smoked weed.
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Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#14
I don't know, say something mean to someone I suppose.

I don't really do much.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#15
I've done plenty of illegal things but I don't feel that any of them were "immoral"
#16
Underage drinking
Drunken disorderly (whilst underage)
Drunken disorderly (right age)
Non-Prescription Drugs
Sex when underage with an overage person. lol.
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I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#17
Waited in a tree for a few hours for this kid coming I don't like in his buddie's car. As soon as he went under the tree, I dropped a branch right on top of the car.


Oh yeah, the branch was a stick.
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#18
i flushed twice and rid the world of 6 gallons of water MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by .smudged.
cook with semen everybody's doing it

Retards
Attempting
Poetry

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#19
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Underage drinking
Drunken disorderly (whilst underage)
Drunken disorderly (right age)
Non-Prescription Drugs
Sex when underage with an overage person. lol.


Now, when you say 'overage', do you mean 'too old to have sex'?

If so... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
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#21
Sexed a girl just so she'd clean my kitchen.
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#22
Illeagal:

Driving at the age of fifteen,
Smoking weed,
Drinking and buying alcohol underage,
Speeding,
Giving a cop the finger,
Trying to make a bomb,
Shoplifted peanuts,
Breach of the peace (playing music too loud),
Downloading torrents (actually I don't know - is that legal?)
Plus other stuff I may have forgotton,

Immoral:

All of the above
Blasphemy
Sex
Listening to 'evil' music
Graffitying a church (actually that might be illegal...)
Masturbation
Posting in the pit
Plus everything really

Then again I don't really class any of that as immoral of illegal so it depends on your definition.
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#23
I killed a robin with a catapult and a pebble :P
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#24
Sex before marrage.

Weed.

Yay.
Official Member of the Calos Mencia Hate Club.
#25
I always give people wrong directions unless i can just point at the place there trying to go too.

I enjoy thinking about how lost they are when i send them down a one way road in an unfamiliar city.
#26
Quote by Nerdo-sez-bo
Now, when you say 'overage', do you mean 'too old to have sex'?

If so... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.


Dude!

Ew!

Thats gross.

I meant a person at the consenting age of sex of 16 and over.

She was 17 & I was 15.


I'm totally not sleeping after your comment now.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#27
smoked underage
smoked illegal drugs
sex before marriage
sex with a minor
underage drinking
masturbation
speeding
cuttin through the resy so I could go faster
stealing a car (it was a friends, but still)
jacking off in public, LOL!!!
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Yes

but it was odd, we didn't have anything overly important stolen

and among the stolen items: Bananas

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#28
Basic sh!t that everyone does like possession of marijuana, alcohol by a minor, illegal fireworks, and various trespassing, curfew and truancy laws.

I'm also a huge proponent of therapeutic petty vandalism, theft, and criminal mischief. Life got you down? Girlfriend dumped you? Failed your AP exam? Run around town stealing things of trivial value and haplessly destroying the easily replaced and repaired. I personally enjoy taking peoples porch-mounted flower pots and uprooting their solar powered walkway lights and arranging them in interesting patterns on lawns.
#29
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
Dude!

Ew!

Thats gross.

I meant a person at the consenting age of sex of 16 and over.

She was 17 & I was 15.


I'm totally not sleeping after your comment now.


Well here's a general rule of thumb for consent. 18 is legal, 17 if she says its okay, 16 with a note, and 15 if her dad's in the room.
#30
Quote by someguitarguy88
Well here's a general rule of thumb for consent. 18 is legal, 17 if she says its okay, 16 with a note, and 15 if her dad's in the room.


does that mean the dads the immoral one?
#31
underage sex and drinking oh and almost vomiting on my gf's mom after the latter


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#32
Quote by tuluks
does that mean the dads the immoral one?


I'm just gonna leave this one for you to figure out.
#34
underage sex drinkin smoking smokin weed and immoral things are too much too list
hit a chick in the head with lead pipe
kicked a cat
kicked best friend in nuts(not the worst but it hurts like ****)
stole sum ****
quote unquote disturbed the peace god cant anyone yell PENIS!!!! in the streets at 1 am anymore god what is this country coming too.
MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#35
Quote by Darkone666
underage sex


You had sex with someone underage? Consensual rape, you mean? Your ****ed up dude.

If you mean you were both below the age of consent, thats not illegal.
#36
I actually stole over 200 bucks from my Grandpa when I was like 4. Luckily I didn't get away with it. I feel terrible about it now.
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#37
Illegal:
aggravated assault
leaving the scene of an injury accident
assault with a deadly weapon
driving while intoxicated
assault on a government official


Immoral

stealing money from moms purse when i was a kid
vandalism for the chruches christmas scene
lying
#38
Immoral I suppose..I threw up on a chipmunk. It was an accident though, it ran right under me.
#39
Quote by tuluks
"came" in the "back door" without her knowing.


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