#1
What are some jokes you can think of that are just so stupid they're actually funny? Be sure to put "LOLZ" at the end of it. I'll start:

1. Why did the woman smoke crack? Cause she was PREGNANT LOLZ!

2. Why did Elton John go on a date with Jessica Simpson? Cause he's GAY LOLZ!

3. Why did the man have a chocolate bar? Cause he was DIABETIC LOLZ!

4. Why did the baby drive his mom's car? Cause he COULDN'T LOLZ!

5. Why did the teenager buy a chicken tacco? Cause it was from a CHINESE restaurant! They don't even serve that stuff there! LOLZ

6. Why did Hannah Montana buy a drums set? Cause she dosn't know how to play them! LOLZ!

and the best one yet:

7. Why did Super Man bang his head on Kryptonite? Because that stuff KILLS him! LOLZ.......(cough)....(cough)....
Last edited by KileManA7X at Sep 1, 2007,
#2
those are the worst dumb funny jokes ive ever heard. those actually made some sort of sense......
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#6
Why r tis thread teh epic phailz?

Cz KileManA7z wrote it Lolz!

/Thread.
Quote by whiteraven119
My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

#8
Quote by PastaOfMuppets
LOLZ is for scene kids.

You are looking for lulz.

What's wrong with scene kids?


Quote by whiteraven119
My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

Quote by jaridv1
my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

#10
epic phail lulz
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never paid to have a lentil on my face!
#12
first post !!!!
There is more than one thing i have to say...
#13
Stop spamming. You guys aren't really joking, your just being sarcastic. Only go "LOLZ" if you make a joke.
#14
wow those suck gtfo
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#15



Quote by KileManA7X
I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#16
I like chicken
I don't really like chicken.
LOLZ

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You sir, are an honorary genius! Take this badge, you made us proud!
#17
Guess what.


This thread isn't really that funny.


LOLZ.
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Yeah i figured out i had herpes thanks to wikipedia!
#18
A mother asked her son "How many sugar cubes do you want in your tea?" The son replied "two."
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#19
Quote by Viva-la-mark
I like chicken
I don't really like chicken.
LOLZ

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You sir, are an honorary genius! Take this badge, you made us proud!

Quote by darkstar2466
A mother asked her son "How many sugar cubes do you want in your tea?" The son replied "two."


I lol'ed . Good job.
#20
Anti-joke thread > this one. Anti-jokes are hilarious. I'll give an example:

Three men walk into a bar.

They're all alcoholics, and they all beat their wives.

Now that's a quality joke.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#21
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
Anti-joke thread > this one. Anti-jokes are hilarious. I'll give an example:

Three men walk into a bar.

They're all alcoholics, and they all beat their wives.

Now that's a quality joke.




You have no idea how hard I just laughed because of that.

*goes to search for Anti-joke thread*
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#22
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“It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.” -Johann Sebastian Bach

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#23
Quote by TechnicolorBoy
Anti-joke thread > this one. Anti-jokes are hilarious. I'll give an example:

Three men walk into a bar.

They're all alcoholics, and they all beat their wives.

Now that's a quality joke.


I actually didn't get that one.
#25
Quote by _Mayday_
Because you're stupid?


No, because I'm a tree...in the sea...with a bruised knee...skippidy dee...Chill-ee...bubbal-ee...


And you, sir, need some manners!
#28
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust
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#29
Quote by PastaOfMuppets
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust


What's worse than the Holocaust?

Caring about the Holocaust.