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#1
I was bored today and i started noticing how people answer there phonecalls.

I mean some people say there entire name, even when there own mother calls while other just say 'lol wut?'

For myself i always say 'ye?' mainly because most calls are from friends about beer.

Sometimes when im drunk i answer with 'HEIL HITLER' or 'NO GRANDPA NO MEANS NO!' to astonish people


So now i'm intrigued with how other people answer there phone.
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#2
"Hello"
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"hello"
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#7
i say hello politlely then when i know who it it i usually say hi if it a friend


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#8
sometimes i'll say it in an indian accent and insist that they have the wrong number, then when they call back i'll just act normal, or sometimes i'll just say hello
#9
I usually answer with "sup mothaf*cka"
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#11
I say "yo" most of the time. I only ever answer the phone when my friends call anyway.
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I usually answer with "sup mothaf*cka"

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or vary it sometimes like
"whos dis mutha ****a?"
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I was bored today and i started noticing how people answer there phonecalls.

I mean some people say there entire name, even when there own mother calls while other just say 'lol wut?'

For myself i always say 'ye?' mainly because most calls are from friends about beer.

Sometimes when im drunk i answer with 'HEIL HITLER' or 'NO GRANDPA NO MEANS NO!' to astonish people


So now i'm intrigued with how other people answer there phone.


#16
depends on who it is.

my buddy joe I say "Yes, joe?" because he usually wants something.

or I just say "hello" or "hey, how are you?"
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#17
if its my mom or something i say hullo and if its a friend i say YOO
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#19
I wait until they say something first.
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#21
I grab the phone and shout "Why the f*** do you keep ringing the damn phone!?"

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#23
"hey" if i know who it is, "hello" if someone block their number or i don't know them.






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#25
"Hello?" - For a number I don't know.

"Dude." or "What's up" - for my friends.

"Mother?" for mother. lol

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#26
hello
yo
what up
no this isnt chuck johnson(apperently my number is one different from him)
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#28
I just say "hello" in a very cocky tone of voice.
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"What."


I hate people who do that. One of my friends does it and it pisses me off to no end.

Like when I am calling him back or doing some random favor for him or something, or when I call to find out what he's doing that night he always answers the phone with "What?". It just pisses me off so much..... Like damn, you could say Hi or something. The only thing I hate more than "what?" is "what do you want?". Jesus christ, like I'm so lucky that you grace me with your mother****ing presence over a telephone.


Sorry, I ran out of cigarettes.

Anyways, I usually answer the phone with a mix of "hello? hey? whats up? and on rare occasions I just pick up the phone and say '******s' just to hear the other persons reaction."


I have decided to have another quick rant. I just remembered this time me and a friend were at this park, and 2 of my other friends were trying to meet us. We were at the camp ground where we would be camping that night. I told them the part of the camp ground to go to. I talked with my friend for a little and then I said that we should probably just meet them half way because they probably won't find it, since they are on the other side of the park. She agreed and we started walking. I called one of them to tell him that we were going to walk out and meet him halfway and he answered with "WHAT THE **** MAN! WHY DO YOU KEEP ON ****ING CALLING ME WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!?!". I just hung up, turned around, and walked back to the camp spot.
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#31
I say "hello" or "Hello gay sex line" or "Welcome to in your butt, Britain's number one gay chat line. Please enter your credit card number now or press 1 to be connected to..." by which point the person hangs up or tells me to fuck off.

What I hate most is when I answer the phone and say "hi" and the person says "hi its me."

WHO!? I DONT KNOW AN ITS ME! I NEED NAMES DAMN IT!
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#34
Ahoy Hoy?
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#35
I'm afraid of the phone so I never answer it *blush*

Well unless I see who is calling me, but then I have personal greetings for all my friends
#36
usually just hello if its a friend then hoooow-do is what i like to say
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#38
PArents its "What"
Anyone else "Talk to me"
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#40
What up?

Or a thing i tried the otherday "Hello! you've reached the lucky winner's hotline! Stay on the line for a chance of winning £10,000, calls last 10 minutes @ £5 a minute"
People usually hang up on that one.
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