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Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
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#9
You should trying cumming in a condom and then freezing it.

Test-Sicles.
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Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.


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Quote by FOR7YSIXANDTWO
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.



ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS? i laughed so hard man :P
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#17
Very sophisticated man.

And your style is very smooth as well.

But I started to loose interest after the first sentence. 7/10
#18
haha......hahah.......hahahahahhahahahhah!!!! what the ****!?
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Pics...or it didn't happen.

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#22
A few disturbing issues seem to come (no pun intended) to light here:

1) You spunked into your food, then ate it????
2) You jacked off to your neighbour's 13 year old daughter??? How old are you dude?
3) You fed your SICK MOTHER your own sperm????

Conclusion: You sir, are a very, very sick, twisted and disgusting person.
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You should trying cumming in a condom and then freezing it.

Test-Sicles.


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LOL!!


Ah, thank you.
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#31
Thats disgusting actually, thats like eating your own **** or drinking your own piss, but its worse, its your manjuices.
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Here, have some attention!
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Thats disgusting actually, thats like eating your own **** or drinking your own piss, but its worse, its your manjuices.


i wish i could find a boy who would cook me things with his semen
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i wish i could find a boy who would cook me things with his semen


And I wish I could find a woman who would ask me to.
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i wish i could find a boy who would cook me things with his semen


Dont quote me thinking i will do it, because i most definitely will not , its horrible.
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i swallowed abit of semen once...am i gonna get pregnant????


There is about 89% percent chance according to scientists. Gratz, mum.
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