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#1
Bored out of ma mind, so thought I would start one of these three word story threads even though everyone hates em'. Three words only UG'ers and yes compound words count as 1 word. Anyways this will start it...

One day Bob
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#3
wiped his ass



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#5
then he died
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#6
then he saw
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#11
ice cream yay
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#12
gave it to



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I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#15
To eat himself
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#16
-edit-
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#17
*not a part of the story*


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I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.



#18
He likes turtles.
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#21
with an iron...
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#24
while eating a...
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#25
brazilian female midget
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!


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WinterMadness79
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Coins
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#28
no, t'was randomness
I Watched Download 07 on the internet Because I'm A poor Bastard and I'm Damn Proud!


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WinterMadness79
Dirge Humani
MrGuitar123
RHCP94
Coins
Magnus_Maximus
#29
Ok so far we've got...

One day Bob
Took a shi t
Wiped his ass
got a boner
then he saw
an old lady
and then decided
to eat himself
he likes turtles
named hanna montana
with an iron
crusted butt scratcher
while eating a
Brazilian female midget
...
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#30
it's Rob's favourite
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#31
"Hark", said Bob
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#33
"Oh give over"
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#34
your mom so

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cook with semen everybody's doing it

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#36
so does bob

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cook with semen everybody's doing it

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#38
went out clubbing
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#39
saw a girl



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I remember my first erection. I went to my dad and was like "Do I have Aids???". I seriously thought there was something wrong with me.