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So my friend is really into this chick i have been playing wingman for him. The chick i have been wingmaning is kinda a butter and is someone that i normally wouldnt hook up with. My question is if it is ok for me to lower my standard for this chick because i am playing wingman for my friend. what do you guys think.
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that's what a wingman does...the idea is that you take a hit for him and he will, when the time comes, take the hit for you
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You don't actually have to hook up with her... you can just chat away... hell, you don't even have to play her or anything... most people are actually kinda cool once you get to know them.
You could also keep her busy getting her to buy you stuff
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If you're a wingman you're not supposed to hook up with that girl. You're supposed to help your friend get with that girl



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you obviously don't know what a wingman is...and this isn't a relationship question

a wingman is basically someone who helps their friend to get with a girl by spending time with the girls friend...the problem is that often the friend is "not very easy on the eyes"...but the hope is that when the situation is reversed your friend will return the favor...

i had trouble explaining it but i hope that makes sense
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yeah, what is a wingman?
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You don't actually have to hook up with her... you can just chat away... hell, you don't even have to play her or anything... most people are actually kinda cool once you get to know them.
You could also keep her busy getting her to buy you stuff


what im saying is that i really need a piece of ass, and i dont really have time to chat up some other chick aswell as the chick i am wingmaning.

and yeah my friend said he would totally return the favor when i need it.
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what im saying is that i really need a piece of ass, and i dont really have time to chat up some other chick aswell as the chick i am wingmaning.
it's a system...if you help him out this time....next time he'll have to help you out...
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you obviously don't know what a wingman is...and this isn't a relationship question

a wingman is basically someone who helps their friend to get with a girl by spending time with the girls friend...the problem is that often the friend is "not very easy on the eyes"...but the hope is that when the situation is reversed your friend will return the favor...

i had trouble explaining it but i hope that makes sense

so guy who likes the chick tells you to hang out with friend so you so friend can hang out with you and the chick's friend so the chick comes along, and the chick, in essence, hangs out with the guy you're wingmaning for?
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Oh well, the way and people I know, it means a friend who goes along with his friend to help the guy out on the date
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so guy who likes the chick tells you to hang out with friend so you so friend can hang out with you and the chick's friend so the chick comes along, and the chick, in essence, hangs out with the guy you're wingmaning for?
i hope i didn't make it that confusing...it's just so that the guy can get to be alone with the girl he's after since you're with her friend

edit:^no, that's called a third wheel...wingman is for clubs/bars etc where you're meeting girls
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Piss off your friend massively and take his hotter chick. Best way to go.
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what im saying is that i really need a piece of ass, and i dont really have time to chat up some other chick aswell as the chick i am wingmaning.

and yeah my friend said he would totally return the favor when i need it.


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you obviously don't know what a wingman is...and this isn't a relationship question

a wingman is basically someone who helps their friend to get with a girl by spending time with the girls friend...the problem is that often the friend is "not very easy on the eyes"...but the hope is that when the situation is reversed your friend will return the favor...

i had trouble explaining it but i hope that makes sense


Meh. I played wingman. My asshole friend didn't return the favor.

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Meh. I played wingman. My asshole friend didn't return the favor.
if that happens you reserve the right to kick his ass...
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Yes. In fact, when you are acting as wingman for your buddy, it's probably wrong to have ANY standards except ones regarding your buddy's targets.

I actually wrote a rulebook on Wingmanning 101.

Edit: I didn't read the entire post.

What? Your job isn't to hook up with the chick. Your job is to start conversations for your pilot, make him seem like he's the man, and ultimately make the job easier for him. I don't know what you're doing, chief.

If you're even thinking about getting with a chick that's been designated for your pilot, your manhood should be revoked, and your testicles should be removed. Come on, step it up.
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So my friend is really into this chick i have been playing wingman for him. The chick i have been wingmaning is kinda a butter and is someone that i normally wouldnt hook up with. My question is if it is ok for me to lower my standard for this chick because i am playing wingman for my friend. what do you guys think.


You don't strictly have to hook with the other girl. However, you do have to do everything you can in order to get your friend in with his chick. If that means hooking up with the ugly girl, so be it.

It's the job a wingman; you pay it up in the knowledge that you'll be repaid in the same way later on.
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you obviously don't know what a wingman is...and this isn't a relationship question

a wingman is basically someone who helps their friend to get with a girl by spending time with the girls friend...the problem is that often the friend is "not very easy on the eyes"...but the hope is that when the situation is reversed your friend will return the favor...

i had trouble explaining it but i hope that makes sense

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Yes. In fact, when you are acting as wingman for your buddy, it's probably wrong to have ANY standards except ones regarding your buddy's targets.

I actually wrote a rulebook on Wingmanning 101.

Edit: I didn't read the entire post.

What? Your job isn't to hook up with the chick. Your job is to start conversations for your pilot, make him seem like he's the man, and ultimately make the job easier for him. I don't know what you're doing, chief.

If you're even thinking about getting with a chick that's been designated for your pilot, your manhood should be revoked, and your testicles should be removed. Come on, step it up.


he's not thinking about hooking up with the girl the pilots after, he's thinking about hooking up with the girl he's wingmanning ie the girls friend.

also you don't have to hook up with her but I dont think anyone has the rights to judge you, should you actually hook up with a girl below your standards while wingmanning.
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If you're even thinking about getting with a chick that's been designated for your pilot, your manhood should be revoked, and your testicles should be removed. Come on, step it up.


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