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#1
...lol.

So my girlfriend has found out about the posts in the pit. How they are only about girls, booze, and drugs. Now shes flipping out at me. I find it all very amusing how she is taking this. The past 3 days have been her telling me to stop coming here because its inappropriate.

Then she goes off about how I said I would do pot if it was legal. Well, who wouldn't?


Thought you guys would wanna know about how you are destroying my relationship!!


#5
all thats left to do is to kill her now...

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#6
well best of luck to you good sir.
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#7
Firstly, I wouldn't smoke pot if it was legal.

Secondly.. **** her. Let her read that.

We're better than her anyway.
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#11
Quote by The_Paranoia
Then she goes off about how I said I would do pot if it was legal. Well, who wouldn't?
*raises hand*

But to be serious, unless you let her read your posts, you should be angry at her because your posts are your business only, unless she just happenedto surf through the board. However I'm assuming she looked through your profile.
#12
You havent got it as bad as xLogit3k.
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#13
wait... how exactly did she find out anyway ?

did she just become a UGer ?


its not destroying your relationship by the way, whats going on right now has emotion in it and thats psychologically a GOOD thing

Indifference is where your relationship would be ****ed
#14
So you TELL THE PIT ABOUT IT!!!!

If you like her enough, just leave. We won't miss you or **** like that.
#15
definately show her this thread
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#18
Well I told her about a few posts around here and now shes freaking out. I'm having a good time listening to it.


And no Fly, I'm not smoking pot....
#19
no what you gotta do is make a bunch of fake posts saying how much you love her then get laid then dump her lol
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#20
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You havent got it as bad as xLogit3k.

Amen.

Amigo, would you like to start a steve shrine thread, in which steve steve can show us his awesome might and we can be in awe.

Not only that, but he plays guitar too (durdurdur) so he's even cooler than just a guy who pwned someone on the internet, he has a life too!!
#21
Either control your woman or get the hell out of UG. lol
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#23
Maybe think twice about b****ing about her on here then next time if she reads your posts?
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#25
BOOZE GIRLS SEX POT!!!!!!! oopss did i say that

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#26
I am so thinking about your girlfriend right now.

She's sitting on a soccer ball, tying her shoes.
#27
UG > Your girlfriend

**** her. Seriously. Make sure you use a love glove.
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#28
Quote by Guitartv
You havent got it as bad as xLogit3k.

Show her that thread. then it will give her that sorta warm "GirlZ Rul" feeling.
Or else part with her. I've investigated the pit for a while, and realised that that the pit would probably be the way for you...
#29
See, your problem is that you have a crazy ass bitch girlfriend who checks on your posts on an internet forum. I can help but you have to do exactly as I say, first make a thread about fisting.
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#30
*Camera slowly zooms into corner, pause, silent nod of affirmation, walks away*
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#32
the only person that destroying your relationship is YOU

dont blame our dear UG
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#33
Quote by The_Paranoia
...lol.

So my girlfriend has found out about the posts in the pit. How they are only about girls, booze, and drugs. Now shes flipping out at me. I find it all very amusing how she is taking this. The past 3 days have been her telling me to stop coming here because its inappropriate.

Then she goes off about how I said I would do pot if it was legal. Well, who wouldn't?


Thought you guys would wanna know about how you are destroying my relationship!!



First off, you don't ****ing 'do pot.' Okay? You smoke it.

Second, she's retarded. If she's going to react like that to the Pit, she needs surgery to get humor put back into her.

God damn women and their unneeded ****ing drama.
Threads like this make me glad to be single.
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#34
Who's xLogit3k
WHITE STRIPES

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#35



Have you tried Chocolate Covered Midol?
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Seems like a feminazi to me. Dump her if she doesn't offer you sex.
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#40
HEY! Paranoia's GF! I like to fuck with a bottle of SoCo in one hand while snorting coke off of my lover's chest. You should try it.

Anyway, just try to convince her to chill. It's just UG. It's not like 4chan although the Pit resembles /b/ sometimes. If all else fails, stick it in her pooper. Then she'll forget all about UG.
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