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Ok, I just checked my Yahoo mail for the first time in over a month. I've got like twenty messages from youtube about how people have been replying to comments I've made. The thing is, I've only used my youtube once and that was at my nephew's house. I'm guessing I forgot to log out, and it said it's been used to view 257 videos. I know it was him because it's all Pink Floyd, American History X, and apparently my 13 year old nephew's been posting comments on 'the best ass on the net' under MY username. It pisses me off and he's 60 miles away so I can't even hit him. All I could do was delete the account. Sorry, UG's where I vent.
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#3
So? How many people on youtube actually know you?

Anyway, there's a valuable lesson here. LOG OUT.

EDIT: A friend of mine left his myspace on at another friends house and it ended up looking like he was a member of the KKK. It's back to normal now though, and everyone just found it funny.

Moral no. 2: Brighten up.
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#4
Oh no, how will you live down these social slurs!?


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#6
dont worry, one time some friends of mine hacked my old email account and found some real personal ****...sucked
#7
Your nephew seems like a bad ass to me.
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#8
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Your nephew seems like a bad ass to me.


No, he's a fat kid who looks like baby Huey. He tries desperately to be a badass, but he can only really pull off fatass.
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#9
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No, he's a fat kid who looks like baby Huey. He tries desperately to be a badass, but he can only really pull off fatass.


That's a badass by UG standards.

Beat him up next time you see him.
#10
Quote by Vigilantius
No, he's a fat kid who looks like baby Huey. He tries desperately to be a badass, but he can only really pull off fatass.


youre calling your brother/sister a bitch by calling him a "son of a bitch"


just thought i'd inform you
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#11
Quote by Vigilantius
No, he's a fat kid who looks like baby Huey. He tries desperately to be a badass, but he can only really pull off fatass.


He sounds exactly like my cousin Adam, except Adam is a ginger..

And this is the exact type of thing Adam would do.

Thusly, he is indeed a badass.
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#12
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youre calling your brother/sister a bitch by calling him a "son of a bitch"


just thought i'd inform you


Read the post. It's his nephew.
#13
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That's a badass by UG standards.

Beat him up next time you see him.


No, his dad's got this 'you hit someone like you're a man and I'll hit you like you're a man' thing. And his dad's a badass by anyone's standards. He broke a prison guard's neck in three places. Cool guy, I love him to death, I just don't want a feud. I'll lose.
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#14
Quote by SpaceDementia99
Read the post. It's his nephew.


A nephew is the son of one of your siblings.
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No, his dad's got this 'you hit someone like you're a man and I'll hit you like you're a man' thing. And his dad's a badass by anyone's standards. He broke a prison guard's neck in three places. Cool guy, I love him to death, I just don't want a feud. I'll lose.


Well, if you can't beat him up, just try to do something similar to get back at him.
I'm sure you'll think of something. Even if it involves stealing his Action Men.
#16
Quote by break-me-in
A nephew is the son of one of your siblings.


I know. Sorry.

*jumps off a cliff*
#17
Quote by Oasis-fanatic
youre calling your brother/sister a bitch by calling him a "son of a bitch"


just thought i'd inform you


First, he's my nephew. Second, noted. I change my previous insult to 'no-good dirty rat bastard username stealing semi-porn looking at assed freakhole'. Good enough?

EDIT:^^(skip one) MY GOD! You're right. I'll strike where it'll hurt him the most. His Star Wars guys.
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#18
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


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#19
Haha, he also watched my chemical romance videos. That queer.
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#20
Quote by Vigilantius
Haha, he also watched my chemical romance videos. That queer.


Let me guess, you're a metalhead?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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#21
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Let me guess, you're a metalhead?


No, I'm more of a David Hasslehoff fan, ya know?
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#22
Quote by noxiosimitator
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


#24
Why did you even bother signing in at your cousins if you just wanted to watch a few videos? We all know the only real reason people sign up to Youtube is to lie about their birthdate and watch videos with (nearly) nudey ladies in them.
#25
Tell your sister in front of your nephew that you found him looking at porn through your youtube account because you forgot to log out when you left their house. That'll soon make you favourite uncle.
#26
Quote by Steve The Plank
Suscribe his email address to animal porn?

Gay animal porn, for that matter?


Gay animal porn? I think once you're looking at animal porn, the sexuality of those involved is infinitely irrelevant. You've crossed a line way beyond the gay one.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
Last edited by break-me-in at Sep 2, 2007,
#27
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I know. Sorry.

*jumps off a cliff*

haha. so sig worthy.
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#28
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haha. so sig worthy.


do so, you have place enough


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