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#1
You're old and 19. It's not so bad being that age, really. You might get a few wrinkles but you won't need to worry about them yet but you've got another year until they really start to show up

Happy Nineteenth



I actually have Micky Mouse as my cell phone wallpaper

EDIT: Mouse's birthday isn't until midnight UK but it is in some places around the world.
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#2
i feel like i should close my eyes for the next 38 minutes til it's my birthday but awwww thanks and i hope my wrinkles aren't too noticeable...

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#3
Fine, now I have to come up with something witty to say to congratulate you...but I fail at that kind of thing, but since you are cool you will translate this nonsensical rabble into something worth while.


#4
ESTHERAWR! I got you an EEYORE COLOURING PAGE!


and of course..

/me throws a cabby at esther!

#6
I just turned 19 and it sucks. GO BACK!


Or else, happy birthday.
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#8
Happy Birthday!

I don't know you but I got you some Pledge anyway

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#9
Happy birthday esther

In my everlasting retardation for thinking what to get people for their birthday, I got you this really cool mouse: he has the right idea for those stupid mouse maze things.



I also got you a new computer mouse:



... and finally a twister ice cream.

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#12
happy birthday mousey
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#16
awww thanks guys <33333333


i have lots of mouses and cheese and alcohol to keep me happy, and pledge to clean up after the party, and a twister which i haven't had in yeaaaaars, and and a really cool eeyore which i am colouring atm, and my very own minnie mouse, and yay
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#17
Happy birthday Esther!



Have a flaming Sambuca!
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#18
Happy Birthday babe,

I have a present for you, but you can't have it till tomorrow :P

Sorry x
#20
Even though it's not your birthday where I live (I think) yet, happy birthday you drunkard rodent!!! I'm working on getting you a stay at Crossroads I kid, but happy birthday anyways!!!
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#21
Happy 19th mousie

I bring you gifts

A sex swing


Cheese, wine and fruit


a machine gun/shotgun combo
#22


I got you a jambox
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#23
Eeeeeeeee Happy Birthday! I was looking at your birth date yesterday and I forgot it today lol.

Take care. x
#25
Happy birthday Esther!

I got you a rant.

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#32
My esthery <3333333333333333333333333333333333

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#33
happy birthday mouseface<3
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#34
ESSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


You are like, 3 years older than me. Not too big a difference....just sayin'.

I got you what every 19-year-old wants:



ALCOHOL! With convenient nipple!
#36
awww thanks everyone, sorry i wasn't around yesterday to thank you

i will be making good use of my gifts *salutes*

so when you see a penis man backed by an army of mice fuelled by alcohol and cheese and weilding machine gun/shotgun combos, you'll know what's happened.
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I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#38
Happy Birthday Essy,

You weren't to pleased about your latest haircut, so I got you a wig.
You can keep the dude who's modeling it, or toss him back. ...that's up to you.


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#39
happy birthday!

i got you ...



a sea otter!
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
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