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#1
Ah write a cool haiku.. I guess...

This is my haiku
I hope it turns out way cool
ah **** it just sucks
Quote by acjshapiro

Quote by Vrstone87

meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid

#7
Inwardly, echo
Oozing elms flailing helpless
Meadows moving lakes
Quote by RHCP94
It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#8
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


Damn you beat me to it.
#9
I love getting high
But I love pussy more though
They go hand-in-hand
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#10
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


Thats awesome.

possibly sigged.
#12
When I make haikus
I count using my fingers
Who all else does this?
Quote by herby190
Every thread I've seen you in has been a complete success. Yay you!

Quote by theking182
i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

Quote by \m/Angus\m/
Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#13
i found a word that
rhymes with orange, the mag-
ic word is door-hinge
Founder of the Cereal Star Avatar Club
#14
I murdered a man.
He had a wife and two kids.
I slept peacefully.

-Maddox
Quote by Hovertruck
You guys are forgetting the most important part of sounding like Alexi.
Yao Yao
#15
Quote by GNiCk89
When I make haikus
I count using my fingers
Who all else does this?


I also do this
When trying to write haikus
It helps a lot lol
#16
Quote by Twist of fate
*reported*....


ha ha ha ha ha ha.... ha?

Seriously, the pit is like a religion for some people...
Quote by acjshapiro

Quote by Vrstone87

meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid

#17
five five five five five
seven seven seven ****
five five five five five
Quote by BrianApocalypse
They're all covers, but "Think" was actually written by Urethra Franklin.



Founder of the Offical Henry Polfave Sucks club
#18
Quote by GNiCk89
When I make haikus
I count using my fingers
Who all else does this?

When I read haikus
I count on my fingers too
To make sure it's true.

Another one:

My uncle just went
To take a dump and I can
Smell it from out here.

It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#19
Black Metal Ist Krieg
but Death Metal, more br00tal
Nergal conquers all
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#20
Writing a haiku
one two three four five six sev-
Phew, almost messed up.

What about those haikus from that episode of Sealab 2021? Those were quite good.
#24
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



thats on a shirt.

You're a big fat cheater.
#25
Holy mofizzle
Epic resurrec-shizzle
Double ewe tee eff
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
I am quite sleepy
But I cannot quite decide
If I should sleep yet.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#27
Surely I am not
The first to find some humor
In changing haiku's length.
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Quote by Graveworm
If god wanted you to wait til marriage why did he give you sexual urges at a teen age?

To test your faith, stupid. Just like dinosaur fossils and the sun!
#28
Quote by baconXcore
i found a word that
rhymes with orange, the mag-
ic word is door-hinge

That's more than one word,
You can't use hyphens either,
You fail at haiku's.
#29
Use the search button
And you will discover that
I made this thread once
Death to Ovation haters!
#30
This is My Haiku
I made it cuz i was bored
This haiku sucks, huh?
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#31
Helping out hot chicks
with computer programming
doesn't get you laid (?)
Quote by FrenchyFungus
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes).


Quote by rabidguitarist
I just look like some homo.
#32
Quote by yoshixxx7
Helping out hot chicks
with computer programming
doesn't get you laid (?)



My boyfriend programs
He is a computer geek
He gets laid a lot


I am still awake
But my eyelids are drooping
I will go to bed.
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#35
my mind now thinks haiku
i want to shoot myself
because i can't stop
To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.


#36
up is cow
brown is cup holder
UG is wimbledoodle
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#37
Quote by stratsrule1990
up is cow
brown is cup holder
UG is wimbledoodle


This is very wrong
Haikus are five seven five
Get it right you noob!
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Quote by Graveworm
If god wanted you to wait til marriage why did he give you sexual urges at a teen age?

To test your faith, stupid. Just like dinosaur fossils and the sun!
#38
I will now write about the haiku in my sig, that AeroRocker wrote about moi

In my sig Tee Ess
is a haiku about moi
it is really cool


I fail just like the haiku says
#39
panda panda bear
panda panda panda bear
panda panda bear
Quote by extrememetal94
I really hope I have a small penis.
#40
Quote by Shiroshu
Surely I am not
The first to find some humor
In changing haiku's length.


Shirley you did not
just call me on the webnetz
i kill you with shoe
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